Erm, 'Adventurous' New Partners

[Barcon]

It's almost to the bone. I should have opened it up and made it smile for the camera, like jots ringpiece.
Just banged it on the wall. Blood pissing everywhere.
The wife is going to choke me out.

 

[BimboBob]

It's almost to the bone. I should have opened it up and made it smile for the camera, like jots ringpiece.
Just banged it on the wall. Blood pissing everywhere.
The wife is going to choke me out.

Pics or it never happened moose boy.

 

[Barcon]

Pics or it never happened moose boy.

I wiped it up already. Hell hath no fury like a nova Scotia woman that just got in from a 1 1/2 hour subway ride home.

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

Fingering a Moose on the blob is never a good idea....

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

I wiped it up already. Hell hath no fury like a nova Scotia woman that just got in from a 1 1/2 hour subway ride home.

You shouldnt be doing things like that to her in sandwich shops, certainly not for that long.

 

[BimboBob]

You shouldnt be doing things like that to her in sandwich shops, certainly not for that long.

Or in a Vauxhall.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

You shouldnt be doing things like that to her in sandwich shops, certainly not for that long.

The new Subway 3 incher.

 

[aguero93:20]

The new Subway 3 incher.

With cheese.

 

[aguero93:20]

I wiped it up already. Hell hath no fury like a nova Scotia Moose that just got in from a 1 1/2 hour foraging trip home.

 

[oakiecokie]

Fuck it folks, let's see how far through the looking glass this goes.

Is she called Alice ?

 

[CTID1988]

Go for it. You can kick ten bells out of her when your tea isn't on the table and she will love it

 

[jimharri]

Is she called Alice ?

Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?

 

[mscenterh750]

I've had a couple of exes who were filthily odd.

One girl I went out with spat at me and pinched me on our first date, but loved sucking my cock in car parks!.

The other ex of mine used to like me shagging her in the front window of her flat overlooking a busy street, and liked outdoor shagging and sucking cock!.

 

[stony]

I've had a couple of exes who were filthily odd.

One girl I went out pinched me on our first date,

Fucking hell, were you both ten?

 

[Barcon]

Fingering a Moose on the blob is never a good idea....

Live a little mate.

 

[aguero93:20]

Go for it. You can kick ten bells out of her when your tea isn't on the table and she will love it

Tea will never be on the table though :(

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I'll give her a good seeing to for ya mate, I'll let you know whether you can handle her ; )

Bring her int 'bridge station bar jots.

 

[stony]

I'll give her a good seeing to for ya mate, I'll let you know whether you can handle her ; )

Bring her int 'bridge station bar jots.

Her feet are too big and hairy for you. @BimboBob might be interested.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Her feet are too big and hairy for you. @BimboBob might be interested.

I might be if she waxes them stony

 

[johnny on the spot]

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