Erm, 'Adventurous' New Partners

[aguero93:20]

Oh dear...

You haven't even reached the fun part yet.

 

[johnny on the spot]

Sexuoeroticism linked to manipulating faecal material. The condition is classified in the DSM-IVasaparaphilia—sexualdeviancy—nototherwisespecified,definedasaperiodof6monthsinwhich(1)therearerecurrent,intenselysexuallyarousingfantasies,sexualurges,orbehavioursinvolvingtheuseoffaecesinvariousways,and(2)inwhichthefantasies,sexualurges,orbehaviourscauseclinicallysignificantdistressorimpairmentinsocial,occupational,orotherimportantareasoffunctioning

Partnered with a phobia of Spacebars?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Finally! This is bluemoons chance to be the origin of an urban dictionary entry. We should open this up to debate.

What should we call pissing in a minge mid coitus?

Cave painting?

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Finally! This is bluemoons chance to be the origin of an urban dictionary entry. We should open this up to debate.

What should we call pissing in a minge mid coitus?

Wookey Holing

 

[johnny on the spot]

Cave painting?

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

You haven't even reached the fun part yet.

I have this image of JOTS being like Frank Gallagher in Shameless, tied to the bed when nutty Sheila gets the stonking black mamba out to use on him. She'll make a man of him.

 

[johnny on the spot]

I have this image of JOTS being like Frank Gallagher in Shameless, tied to the bed when nutty Sheila gets the stonking black mamba out to use on him. She'll make a man of him.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

What is Bobby the brain Heenan doing to Rick Flair??

 

[BimboBob]

What is Bobby the brain Heenan doing to Rick Flair??

Judging by the blood I think it's already finished.

 

[aguero93:20]

I have this image of JOTS being like Frank Gallagher in Shameless, tied to the bed when nutty Sheila gets the stonking black mamba out to use on him. She'll make a man of him.

 

[Barcon]

Bag o milk ****.

 

[aguero93:20]

That's fuck all you soft twat, you didn't even get all the way to the bone.

And clean your nails.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Ha ha, that moose wasnt having it today, kick back is a bitch.

 

[stony]

That's fuck all you soft twat, I didn't even get all the way to the bone.
.

That's what Jots new woman will be saying.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

You've had your thumb circumcised

 

[kaz7]

Ouch,you really got that good

 

[johnny on the spot]

Due South. That's where she's going.

 

[aguero93:20]

That's what Jots new woman will be saying.

To the breastbone you mean :'D

 

[BimboBob]

That's what Jots new woman will be saying.

Take it you slut. You're my bitch now.

 

[jimharri]

Calling the expert to the thread @jimharri be quick before he gets battered lol

Been out all night Honeybun (connected to the "community service" part of my sentence, see?); what have I missed?

A nice demure girl like me

18 pages in, and no pics? The OP wants banning.