Joke thread

[Sam69]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Magicpole]

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Tips hat.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Southern KK]

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Didn’t know David was a City supporter with his St Marks cross shoes!

Or maybe he wasn’t that genuine as they are red!

 

[Penfold the Duke]

Related to Anthony?

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[SK14BLUE]

 

[FinallyGoodwin]

 

[dronefromsector7G]

 

[JRockBlues]

 

[Sam101]

A bloke walks into a shop and asks "May I have a small battery so that I can tell the time, please".

"Oh, is it for a clock?"

"No idea, that's why I need the battery".

 

[dickie davies]

A bloke walks into a shop and asks "May I have a small battery so that I can tell the time, please".

"Oh, is it for a clock?"

"No idea, that's why I need the battery".

It took a moment

 

[Tuearts right boot]

A bloke walks into a shop and asks "May I have a small battery so that I can tell the time, please".

"Oh, is it for a clock?"

"No idea, that's why I need the battery".

That took a bit of time

 

[jimharri]

It took a moment

Same. I was going to post that I didn't get it.

 

[lawton mellor]

In the next James Bond film, two of Bond's old enemies are to be amalgamated into one super-baddie.

Blofeld and Oddjob are to be combined into a villain called.........Oddfeld

Oddfeld and Blojob.

 

[Bill Walker]

Somebody told me that evaporated milk mixed with urine can bring people back from the dead.

But I don't believe in wee-in-Carnation.

 

[tweety]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]