Joke thread

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Keep the Faith]

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[Grassland Blue]

Is it just me?

No.

 

[blue44]

 

[bluebc]

 

[Txiki Txiki Bang Bang]

 

[Wanderingwolf]

 

[Bill Walker]

A little polar bear turns to his father and asks, “Dad, am I 100% polar bear? Are you sure I’m not a grizzly bear?”. His father says, “Yes, of course son. You’re a polar bear, I’m a polar bear, my father was a polar bear, his father was a polar bear.”

A few days later, he turns to his mother and asks “Mum, are you sure I’m a polar bear? Are you sure I’m not a black bear or a brown bear?”. His mother says, “Yes, of course son. You’re a polar bear, I’m a polar bear, my mother was a polar bear, his mother was a polar bear.”
A few days later, he turns to his parents together and asks “Mum, Dad, are you sure I’m a polar bear?” They turn to him and ask “Why do you keep asking if you’re a polar bear? Yes you are definitly a polar bear...
The little polar bear says "OK, so why am I so fucking cold" ?

 

[Bill Walker]