Joke thread

[East Level 2]

BREAKING NEWS

Police have confirmed that ex and current Premier League footballers have had their houses burgled on the same night.
Ryan Giggs lost 2 Champions League, 13 Premier League, 4 FA Cup and 4 League Cup winners medals.
Harry Kane lost a kettle and a toaster!

Rag!!

 

[horlock_was_super]

 

[RadcliffeRick]

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Rock and BARM?

 

[Barcon]

Rock and BARM?

Stones and bread.

 

[citizen_maine]

Rock and BARM?

Pebbles & Barm Barm

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Stones and Brioche, just like Watson and Doyle.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Whats the difference between a corporal, a railway guard, and a pot of glue....

 

[aguero93:20]

Stones and Brioche, just like Watson and Doyle.

Thomas Broich - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

He's retired now unfortunately

 

[Uwe Already]

Whats the difference between a corporal, a railway guard, and a pot of glue....

First thing springs to mind is a shitbag?

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

First thing springs to mind is a shitbag?

One trains the guards, the other guards the trains :)