Raheem Sterling - Done - See main forum

[avoidconfusion]

If that is true then god help us

 

[Citizen Green]

I'd be amazed if that was the case.

 

[squirtyflower]

Lopes or Kelechi could play on the wing and develop to be as good as Sterling.

Neither Lopes or Kelechi are wingers, so they are hardly going to be a replacement for an out and out winger like Sterling

 

[citymacc]

Signing players is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

You have to get them interested, which takes time.
Then convince them you're the right one for them with offers they can't refuse.
Make sure you ward off other evil suitors, particularly cockneys and smooth Spaniards.
Then entice the object of your desires over, before showing them just how big you've become.
Once they see that, it's time to seal the deal
Then you spunk your load.

In this case £150 million load.

Is that you Swiss Toni?

 

[mosssideblue]

Signing players is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

You have to get them interested, which takes time.
Then convince them you're the right one for them with offers they can't refuse.
Make sure you ward off other evil suitors, particularly cockneys and smooth Spaniards.
Then entice the object of your desires over, before showing them just how big you've become.
Once they see that, it's time to seal the deal
Then you spunk your load.

In this case £150 million load.

You seem to have a way with words

 

[sir baconface]

Signing players is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

You have to get them interested, which takes time.
Then convince them you're the right one for them with offers they can't refuse.
Make sure you ward off other evil suitors, particularly cockneys and smooth Spaniards.
Then entice the object of your desires over, before showing them just how big you've become.
Once they see that, it's time to seal the deal
Then you spunk your load.

In this case £150 million load.

Wills and Boon?

 

[Chadderton_blue]

Be interesting to see if sterling actually goes to oz with Liverpool . Maybe mcfc are letting Liverpool foot the air fare to oz for us to sign him when he arrives !!!

 

[Stoned Rose]

Signing players is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

You have to get them interested, which takes time.
Then convince them you're the right one for them with offers they can't refuse.
Make sure you ward off other evil suitors, particularly cockneys and smooth Spaniards.
Then entice the object of your desires over, before showing them just how big you've become.
Once they see that, it's time to seal the deal
Then you spunk your load.

In this case £150 million load.

In various parts of Manchester it works like this:

You ride up to them on a child's BMX with one hand down your tracky bottoms
You give them a spare cig pulled from behind your ear
You tell them you've signed on that day so have been 'paid'
You tell them they'd 'get it all over the gaff'
You stick it in and make the next generation.

 

[Citizen Green]

In various parts of Manchester it works like this:

You ride up to them on a child's BMX with one hand down your tracky bottoms
You give them a spare cig pulled from behind your ear
You tell them you've signed on that day so have been 'paid'
You tell them they'd 'get it all over the gaff'
You stick it in and make the next generation.

Standard procedure in all of Merseyside.

 

[bluemoon27]

today should be a decisive day really,if he goes with them on tour