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Signing players is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

You have to get them interested, which takes time.
Then convince them you're the right one for them with offers they can't refuse.
Make sure you ward off other evil suitors, particularly cockneys and smooth Spaniards.
Then entice the object of your desires over, before showing them just how big you've become.
Once they see that, it's time to seal the deal
Then you spunk your load.

In this case £150 million load.

Is that you Swiss Toni?
 
Signing players is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

You have to get them interested, which takes time.
Then convince them you're the right one for them with offers they can't refuse.
Make sure you ward off other evil suitors, particularly cockneys and smooth Spaniards.
Then entice the object of your desires over, before showing them just how big you've become.
Once they see that, it's time to seal the deal
Then you spunk your load.

In this case £150 million load.


You seem to have a way with words
 
Signing players is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

You have to get them interested, which takes time.
Then convince them you're the right one for them with offers they can't refuse.
Make sure you ward off other evil suitors, particularly cockneys and smooth Spaniards.
Then entice the object of your desires over, before showing them just how big you've become.
Once they see that, it's time to seal the deal
Then you spunk your load.

In this case £150 million load.

Wills and Boon?
 
Be interesting to see if sterling actually goes to oz with Liverpool . Maybe mcfc are letting Liverpool foot the air fare to oz for us to sign him when he arrives !!!
 
Signing players is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

You have to get them interested, which takes time.
Then convince them you're the right one for them with offers they can't refuse.
Make sure you ward off other evil suitors, particularly cockneys and smooth Spaniards.
Then entice the object of your desires over, before showing them just how big you've become.
Once they see that, it's time to seal the deal
Then you spunk your load.

In this case £150 million load.

In various parts of Manchester it works like this:

You ride up to them on a child's BMX with one hand down your tracky bottoms
You give them a spare cig pulled from behind your ear
You tell them you've signed on that day so have been 'paid'
You tell them they'd 'get it all over the gaff'
You stick it in and make the next generation.
 
In various parts of Manchester it works like this:

You ride up to them on a child's BMX with one hand down your tracky bottoms
You give them a spare cig pulled from behind your ear
You tell them you've signed on that day so have been 'paid'
You tell them they'd 'get it all over the gaff'
You stick it in and make the next generation.
Standard procedure in all of Merseyside.
 
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