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I'd love it if Jesus just came back for a 20 min bollocking, storming into the popes office in the vatican, 'What's this shit you've been saying about condoms not preventing aids? Dads not happy, he says your making him look a right cnut! Another thing why's this building so fuckin huge?'...

Haha that is a challenge, 'Don't Forget the Lyrics', 'Deal or No Deal' (The way Edmonds hams it up these days you'd think the contestants are taken out the back of the studio and shot if they don't leave with a decent sum of money.)

You Samba guys are loyal fuckers, they're the only trainers my dad has ever bought and he calls me a 'queer' every time I buy a new pair of trainers cos they're not Sambas.

The new Pampers advert, apparently they're selling 'Golden Sleep' now. Funny cos I always thought they sold a device to stop babies gettin shit ad piss everywhere.

Sure when Rod Hull attacks people with a bird on his hand it's 'funny', when i grope my female co-workers they call it 'sexual harassment'. The hypocrisy is astounding.

Mancini's wasn't bad either when asked about Bellers 'He's not my friend huhuh.' I think i'm turning gay for him.

Creepy as that mate.

The problem with Tevez tho is he's not a natural goal scorer ;)

Yeah my sister pointed that out to me the other day. To think the advertising watchdogs are always throwing a hissy fit whenever they get the slightest inclining that adverts for alcohol are encouraging irresponsible behavior.

and a head like an octopus.

Song is funny, fb group stupid.

Uuuhh yeah he's a special kind of cnut that one. That song is spectacularly shite aswel. He's type of prick that brings his guitar to house party and belts 'Time of your Life' with his eyes closed.

Looks good man, maybe check out some Manga like Blame or Akira for a bit of influence, a sort of futuristic urban background could work well.

Helen Mirren all day long, i still would aswel. I always remember watchin an old school 1960's Romeo and Juliet, I think the girl who played juliet had the biggest pair of lennys, to my utter delight she wapped them out aswel, all in the name of art ofcourse, but i remember nursing the biggest...

The OP is spot on. I'm 23 and I've had a long term relationship and it seemed amazing at the time and i was really cut up when it finished. Then I started taking alot more drugs (not to ease the pain or nothin just cos i'd held back when i was in the relationship.), started taking things alot...

A girl I was seeing for about a month finished it with me the other week because she started bangin on about star signs when we were out one evening, hw I'm a Sagittarius and thts funny cos shes a Gemini and they are usually attracted to Sagitblah blah blah blah. I started laughin and told her...

So why are you moaning about how the money gets spent then? One minute your saying that the money should be spent on helping cure disease, prolonging our survival, then you say the world would be a better place without humans? Make your mind up.

Lithgow has been quality. Not been enjoying it as much as recent seasons, his missus does my fuckin head in. Always whinging, expectin him to drop everythin all the time, he works for the Police Department for fucksake.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-DRpkRzNBM&feature=related