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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there was sex after death.Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all.After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.True to his word, he made the first contact: "Sue..........Sue"...

Pretty much did do. Told her I had a job to do as a father and she had a job to do as a headteacher and we would agree to disagree. She seemed more arsed about keeping up the school attendance record then some deadly virus knocking about.

I kept mine off from last week. I was told I was overreacting and causing unnecessary panic by the headteacher and the best place for my daughter was school. She told me absence would go down as unauthorised. I doubt any fines will be handed out at the end of all this for any parent who kept...

A football club in debt

up to 590 cases

Karen did the local council update their corona cases figures after you was diagnosed do you know?

More then likely they are only testing people who are over a certain age or need hospital treatment.

More then likely it is in the 35% range if not higher. Majority of people with symptoms will have been getting tested a week back, now being overwhelmed the majority will be being told to self isolate. Do we know how many tests have been done on a daily basis?

Bury college on lockdown

Kept kids off school..... Had Headteacher on the phone, she has informed me it will go down as unauthorised absence. Conversation was pretty much her spouting... the current public health England guidelines are children should be attending school any absence will be unauthorised. Asked me to...

Bit of both but we have just had a close family member diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer.....would have thought it will prove deadly should they contract the virus.

Won't know what the school say till I phone them Monday morning.

Listen mate I hope I am overreacting. It's my job as the Father to my kids to keep them as safe as possible, if that means keeping them off school for a month and paying a fine so be it.

what do you consider ‘foreseeable future’?.....Who knows but I would have thought all schools will be shut within the next month anyway They will be kept in isolation in the house. luckily I work from home which makes this possible. Ultimately each person/Family has to make the best decision...

Keeping my kids off school for the foreseeable future, see how all this pans out

The death rate must be higher then 3% Dividing 93455 known cases by 3198 deaths doesn't work ... more of the known cases might also die. True death rate should be recoveries 50743 divided by deaths 3198.....over 6%

When does the Etihad deal run out? Anyone any idea what sort of price we would be looking at from an outside sponsor?

is it possible the Email about Etihad only paying £8m is from when the airway was in financial trouble? Etihad tell City they can only afford £8m of the sponsorship deal and HH will honour the outstanding balance?

They are that clueless they ranted about all City titles now worthless for cheating... Then on the same hand praised Leicester for their title obviously unknown to them Leicester were done for FFP in the championship to get to the prem. and that's not a go at Leicester what they did was amazing...

Surely if City have not cooperated all UEFA can have is the leaked Emails?