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How perspicacious of you, des.

Heard one for the very first time today As thick as shit in the neck of a bottle Theres plenty more of these. For example:- As thick as a workhouse butty As thick as two short planks As thick as pea soup As thick as a brick As thick as shit As thick as pigshit ...

Best one is this:- Bloke says to wife "What would you do if I won the Lottery?" She replied, "Well, I'd take half the money and then I'd leave you." To which he retorted "Heres a fiver, now fcuk off!!"

circa 11BC - Samson

guess I'm just a sucker for the double entendre Intentional? If so a 'double' double entendre

Theres only one way to find out...........FIGHT!!

True Story A kid comes home from school one day and sees his Man U shirt lying on the grass. He shouts "Mam, why's my United shirt on the ground?" to which she replied "Oh, fcukin' ell, those thievin' bastards have robbed my clothes pegs again!!"

Startling Admission <a class="postlink" href="http://msn.planetf1.com/story/0,18954,3213_5850810,00.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://msn.planetf1.com/story/0,18954,3 ... 10,00.html</a>

Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang!

Yer gotta be mad to not like it

Barmaid at the erm... er...y'know,that pub in town. Can't think of its fcukin' name just now, but it'll come back to me.

'file' is the only way I know.

25,000 Blue Glow Sticks would cost the club less than Ten Grand. Just think of the publicity shots they would get at a night match with the lights down. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.glowsticks.co.uk/acatalog/six_inch_glowstick.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return...

I use hotmail.com. When I log in all my folders are listed down the left side of the page. However, when I print off emails, the printed page incudes my contact list. Other than cutting paper with scissors, how do I prevent my folders list from being printed?

This "Simba" thing reminds me of Kris Akabusi when he whispered "Awooga" in her ear and patted her on the fanny. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.dragonninja.co.uk/28610/kris-akabusi-erotic-short-novels/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return...

Regularly watched Vic Gomersall play for City (1962-65)

The Dolphin nothing like as good as it was before new owners took over. Dropped from 9.5/10 to 7/10. Best fish and chips I've ever had were Brett's, Headingly, Leeds. Consistently 10/10 and over past couple of years been there about 20 times.

Saw someone do a Samba on Cum Dancing