4 | Kalvin Phillips - 2022/23 Performances

[Cityfan]

For Christ sake, don't wave a carrot in front of him, he may eat it

Carrot or carrot pie ;-)

 

[tommybooth]

Run Porky Run.

 

[blue ranger]

Invoke the Lavia buyback from Saints , use Phillips as a makeweight ?

Well we can’t use him as a lightweight in a deal :-)

 

[Lauz9888]

He might be Jack Grealishs eating partner. Jack looks like his legs and arse are fighting to burst out of his shorts.

Don't let that slice of pizza fool you - Grealish has ridiculously low body fat, it's just all his muscle bulk is below the waist.

 

[blueparrot]

The guy is being paid millions to not play football and he can’t even keep off the pies.

Sorry but that’s just taking the piss.

Okay feel free to over react, I won't and very much doubt the player or the club will either

 

[snorky]

If he gets any fatter I will date him! :)

 

[Gray]

How can any of us comment on his performances?

 

[ancoats]

I blame the England setup in pairing players with roommates ? so unlucky for Phillips to be picked with Luke Shaw

 

[jimharri]

How can any of us comment on his performances?

Seeing as he's barely played, that's true!

 

[remember arthur mann]

I blame the England setup in pairing players with roommates ? so unlucky for Phillips to be picked with Luke Shaw

Yep, we have our own Luke Shaw, due to that useless prick Southgate. Far too interested in accommodating is wank rag players.