#47 | Phil Foden - 2021/22 Performances

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Are we still talking about Phil Foden?

If I was Pep I’d tell Foden to get a decent haircut for starters! Looks like he was plucked out of the fucking Bayeux Tapestry!
Not exactly a fringe player is he. Compared to the "hey look at me" concoctions seen in every match , Phil's barnet is a model of restraint.
Back in't daey, at his age a quiff with a duck's arse was de rigueur, slathered in Brylcreme. Right up to the Stones/beatles era. Funnily enough, similar comments from the older generation were muttered over pints and Woodbines as in CB's meldrew-ish monologue. 'Twas ever thus..
 
Not exactly a fringe player is he. Compared to the "hey look at me" concoctions seen in every match , Phil's barnet is a model of restraint.
Back in't daey, at his age a quiff with a duck's arse was de rigueur, slathered in Brylcreme. Right up to the Stones/beatles era. Funnily enough, similar comments from the older generation were muttered over pints and Woodbines as in CB's meldrew-ish monologue. 'Twas ever thus..
Spare the rod, spoil the child!
Children should be seen and not heard!
In my day, I’d have got a good slap for that!

Should I go on?

And I’m not a FOC, more of a BAFOC (Becoming A…) a little more every day!

The kids of today, eh….?! ;-)
 


He can stay out clubbing all he wants but for fucks sake can someone convince him to get a decent haircut. It's like he walks in to the barber and asks to look like a mid 90's lesbian bond villain


it’s a pretty standard haircut in Stockport to be fair.
 
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