Sweeper 2.0. It's fucking ridiculous really. He's just like, yeah, I'll take it up there. What? John, you're not a midfielder, don't make me laugh. I mean, he passes well enough but not really an amazing range. But he just gets off on winning that battle in tight areas over and over. I'm not really sure how. He's got too many good touches for a leggy defender. Always got another one when he needs to, like a real classy midfielder. And he's always balanced and upright.
Once upon a time you'd never take an MPV on a track and expect anything but mayhem from something so big, heavy, such a high centre of gravity. Then somehow they sorted the active suspension technology, put some trick stuff on, and now they handle better than normal cars did 10 years ago. That's John.