Bazzmand Show said:
1. Their manager is an ugly, whiney, little scottish tart who looks like Gollum.
2. Their stadium is a piece of shite shed. And we always lose their...
3. Their supporters believe it is their divine right to be ahead of us and believe that they are the most loyal supporters in England.
4. They have grubby little players like Fellaini, Cahill, Heitinga and Neville who kick the shit out of the opposition.
5. They are so jealous of us and actually believe that we should be hated because of our money.
6. They are obsessed with beating us and now treat games against us as a cup final.
7. Did I mention that there manager is a whining goggle eyed bastard?
Goodison is an awesome stadium. Proper old school english football stadium. And it's still their home. Not like us out in fucking soulless oblivion.
Point 4 shows you know zero about football. Or ever watch Everton.
Point 5 it's not our money. It's our owners money. It can go as soon as it arrived.
Point 6 would have them as cup champions almost twice a season
The rest are great points though.
Seriously this type of shit is why most clubs are beginning to detest us.