7 Reasons Why I hate Everton

[scouse toffee]

7 reasons? thats easy.

1 E
2 v
3 e
4 r
5 t
6 o
7 n

although tbh i don't really get this whole hatred of other clubs thing. Everton aren't really that much different to us, big club in the shadow of a bigger club.

i just read through a bit of the vitriol of this thread and most of it is just daft. well all of it really.

the reason we don't like moyes is clear, it's the same reason we say we dislike many other managers, its because he's successful.

i live and work down south and city, united, everton and liverpool fans get on down here as far as i can tell anyway.

(obviously spurs are the big exception, and its perfectly okay to hate them)

see your not a bad lot after all..least theres some sense still left here

 

[sld]

well said you hit the nail on the head,

thats because he's your mate ffs

To quote Father Ted

The Chinese; a great bunch of lads

 

[whp.blue]

Who are the bindipping robbers?

Crime--------------------Manchester--------Liverpool-------English Average

Violent attacks---------------27.1---------------20.7----------------15
Sex Attacks------------------1.8-----------------0.7------------------0.9
Street Robbery---------------5.9-----------------2.5------------------1.0
Burgalry------------------------15.6--------------9.5--------------------4.3
Motor theft---------------------5.4----------------3.8------------------2.3
Theft from Motors-------------17------------------9.5-----------------6.3

Damn those Man United fans!!!

in all fairness most of the violent attacks were on scousers so they shouldn't count

the theft from motors are higher because most bindippers do not own a car so there are a lot less vehicles to steal from in that scouse dump

and what we consider a sex attack the bindipper crackhead birds count as courtship

and it is harder to burgle a house that has brick curtains like most of the terraced slums in toxteth

so the figures are slightly misleading

 

[jimharri]

thats because he's your mate ffs

To quote Father Ted

The Chinese; a great bunch of lads

I always had Ted down as a City fan (you know; the brow-beaten, cares-of-the-world-on-his-shoulders look). Dougal though, I can picture him being a dipper.

 

[mancityvstoke]

Father Jack: That scouse gobshite again! Is he never off bluemoon?! (hurls glass bottle at PC.)

 

[sld]

haha

 

[stony]

To quote Father Ted

The Chinese; a great bunch of lads

I always had Ted down as a City fan (you know; the brow-beaten, cares-of-the-world-on-his-shoulders look). Dougal though, I can picture him being a dipper.

Red dipper though Jim, he's stupid but he's not an idiot.

 

[Lord Blue]

7 reasons? thats easy.

1 E
2 v
3 e
4 r
5 t
6 o
7 n

although tbh i don't really get this whole hatred of other clubs thing. Everton aren't really that much different to us, big club in the shadow of a bigger club.

i just read through a bit of the vitriol of this thread and most of it is just daft. well all of it really.

the reason we don't like moyes is clear, it's the same reason we say we dislike many other managers, its because he's successful.

i live and work down south and city, united, everton and liverpool fans get on down here as far as i can tell anyway.

(obviously spurs are the big exception, and its perfectly okay to hate them)

daft? Have you experienced Manc /Scouse derbies in years gone by?

You'd understand if you had

i have, at maine road, eastlands and anfield (although have to admit i've never been to goodison) and like i say, to me, its daft.

banters fair enough, in fact it would be very dull without the banter. but thats as far as it should go for me.

have to say i did like the bit where someone pointed out that we can't be glory hunters as we've had no glory for a long long time.

 

[Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot]

Damn those Man United fans!!!

in all fairness most of the violent attacks were on scousers so they shouldn't count

the theft from motors are higher because most bindippers do not own a car so there are a lot less vehicles to steal from in that scouse dump

and what we consider a sex attack the bindipper crackhead birds count as courtship

amd it is harder to burgle a house that has brick curtains like most of the terraced slums in toxteth

so the figures are slightly misleading

PMSL

 

[sld]

Damn those Man United fans!!!

in all fairness most of the violent attacks were on scousers so they shouldn't count

the theft from motors are higher because most bindippers do not own a car so there are a lot less vehicles to steal from in that scouse dump

and what we consider a sex attack the bindipper crackhead birds count as courtship

amd it is harder to burgle a house that has brick curtains like most of the terraced slums in toxteth

so the figures are slightly misleading

lol