9 | Erling Haaland - 2022/23 Performances

[Johnny Mars Bar]

He’s only 12 goals behind Aguero’s highest ever PL goal return. After 8 games.

Fuck me is that legit? Mental.

 

[Worzel Gummidge#9]

Haaland out, just not cutting the mustard

 

[Tricky_Trev]

Fuck me is that legit? Mental.

Yep. Aguero never got more than 26. Haaland is on 14 already.

If there was no World Cup he’d have eclipsed Sergio’s tally before Christmas. He still might!

 

[daflanger]

How long can we keep Haaland!!! I wish forever but it seems we will have to enjoy him whilst it lasts!

At this rate 200mn will be a steal for him!

 

[Mid Wales blue]

He is a fucking robot

Have you ordered one?

 

[Blue and true]

It is like having prime sergio back

I love Serg to bits. But this is better. Much better.

 

[AnotherGloryHunter]

Take away his 3 hat-tricks in his first 8 Premier League games and he would only be the third highest scorer in the league. Could do better.

 

[kaz7]

Only 35 touches , must drive other teams and pundits mad he hardly touches it but bang lol

 

[Postman Pep]

 

[footballmanager]

14 goals in 8 games, hes just taking the piss