9 | Erling Haaland - 2022/23 Performances

[aguero93:20]

What if it was Nordic Meat Shield ltd on the front?

Maybe if it was "Alfie's revenge".

 

[VinceYoungisaBLUE]

He somehow accelerated on the ground while sliding and I'm not quite sure how he did it

 

[Dirty Harry]

It's scarcely believable how quickly he gets back on his feet!

Incredible athleticism, almost looks animated at times.

 

[aguero93:20]

Incredible athleticism, almost looks animated at times.

Haven't bought a shirt with a players number and name in years (Silva 21 was the last) but giving serious thought to Haaland 9 or Foden 47.

 

[Dirty Harry]

Haven't bought a shirt with a players number and name in years (Silva 21 was the last) but giving serious thought to Haaland 9 or Foden 47.

I’ve never bought one with a name on (kids aside) but without thinking it through, bought a Haaland one in Turkey for about £12, probably never wear it tbh.

 

[Txiki Txiki Bang Bang]

With the force he uses to strike the ball, If he learns how to play free kicks he would be an absolute beast. His height advantage would make it very easy to look over the wall, pick the perfect spot and just bury the ball there.

 

[jimharri]

Scored in 8 consecutive games now. I wonder what the record is for us?

 

[M18CTID]

Yeah I never had any doubts in terms if his quality. If he had a good goal scoring record in the Bundesliga but his international and Champions League goal scoring record was mediocre, then I would’ve had some reservations but when you look at his goal scoring record at international and Champions League level, it is also insane. So I knew we were getting a superb talent…

But I still didn’t think he would be this good.

I said in the other thread, Kane is currently on course for 30+ league goals, 7 in 8 so far, that’s great going by usual standards in this league. If it’s any other season and Haaland doesn’t exist, people would be raving about Kane scoring nearly a goal a game, we might be saying we should’ve got him ….

Well he’s being left in the dust. Haaland has double his amount. It’s just ridiculous when you put it in that kind of context. He’s completely blowing away what is considered usual high standards.

Remember he didn't score against Bournemouth either!

Just hoping injuries don't curtail his number of appearances as that 250/1 many of us took on him scoring 40+ league goals this season is definitely on the cards now!

 

[M18CTID]

Scored in 8 consecutive games now. I wonder what the record is for us?

I think Billy McAdams holds the record for us - scored in 10 consecutive matches

 

[MarcIsTired1986]

A couple of United fans stood near me in the pub yesterday tried making themselves feel better by discussing how Haaland has a release clause and so will be in Spain in a few years. Then one of them claimed that the clause can be activated this January and so he will be gone by the end of the next Transfer Window!! The desperation amongst them is hilarious!