9 | Erling Haaland - 2022/23 Performances

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Does anyone know the longest he's ever gone without scoring? Because you think about other great strikers, and they would often score in bursts. But if Haaland fails to score two, it's a disappointment, and if he doesn't score for two games, it's a disaster.
 
I'm With Stupid said:
Does anyone know the longest he's ever gone without scoring? Because you think about other great strikers, and they would often score in bursts. But if Haaland fails to score two, it's a disappointment, and if he doesn't score for two games, it's a disaster.
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he failed to score in 3 games, twice (!), in Jan and Feb, which was officially his 'lean period'.

Depending on which way you cut it, he scored 2 in 8 games at one point, 6 in 13 games as well. Useless. sell.
 
He’s scored that many goals you forget how good some of them were. His second against the rags was a quality finish, then there was the Kung fu kick against Dortmund. He’s scored that many in April I forgot about the bicycle kick against Southampton. If we don’t win anything this season watching him smash record after record has been amazing to witness.
 
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Somebody who is clueless.
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Well I knew that just by looking at him. I just don’t know why people care about a self-proclaimed expert’s opinion when they have no demonstrable experience or education on a particular subject. Good god if ex-players and “professional” journalists are wank at punditry, these lot have no chance. The best thing about them is that it corrals all the idiots together so we know where they are.
 
He is a phenomenon,a monster,a freak.....he is also very very likeable and watchable.Its no exaggeration to suggest he could very well become this leagues greatest ever star.

I wasn't sure about his commitment to us initially,not in terms of effort,in terms of being a Blue and taking us into his heart.However,its clear the love is growing.....he is building a bond with Pep and he clearly adores a few of his teammates,i am thinking he might just stick around a fair bit longer than i initially suspected.

That is very bad news for the red shirts!
 
An astonishing performance this season, and fulsome congratulations to our fearless warrior.

A quick complement also to the back room staff that have managed his preparation and recovery for each game, and Erling’s commitment to ensuring he is 100% for each game.
 
Bizzare stuff in the media this week, kid breaks record and all its been since then is "he's not really that good" fucking mental.
 
Not that I recommend anyone to watch this, but this journey has actually been quite amusing. Just look at the video titles.









"Will be a flop" ->
"Will still be a flop" ->
"I'm sorry" ->
"Please forgive me" ->
"Deserves the Ballon D'Or!"
 
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braut said:
Not that I recommend anyone to watch this, but this journey has actually been quite amusing. Just look at the video titles.








"Will be a flop" ->
"Will still be a flop" ->
"I'm sorry" ->
"Please forgive me" ->
"Deserves the Ballon D'Or!"
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I wish I can block specific channels in YouTube, as with Twitter. I stopped searching for the term 'Haaland' because of this person.
 
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