9 | Erling Haaland - 2022/23 Performances

[dadnlad]

never be a great till he does it back to back

 

[TheThirdDeano]

If Haaland is that fucking good why didn’t he score against Everton when I was finally able to go to a match for the first time in 4 years?

Sorry but he’s not that good imho :-(

Okay, he did. Why didn’t he score twice then?

 

[Fordyboy46]

Unbelievable, just thought it was going to be one of those matches tonight for him, but he then gets put through and bang. Tremendous player and still only 22, we're so lucky to have him

 

[Blue Theatre]

Incredible - and relentless - stuff.
We are truly blessed to be Blues at this time.

 

[Constantine]

Hope he beats the 61 (or 63?) record.

 

[Chi-town blues]

City play better without him “‘ you know .
Pep turned him into jo.
Expansive Bony.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Decent.

wow, rashford is off the charts.....no really he is?

 

[SebastianBlue]

 

[SebastianBlue]

 

[HolisticJim]

never be a great till he does it back to back

Bollocks, never be great until he does it on a cold rainy night against Stoke.

 

[Ysabel 123]

Bernardo Coradi (plus Joey Barton) celebrated goals better to be fair though!

 

[Serf162]

For my fellow Americans, the only comparison I have is Randy Moss. He not only has top end speed but deceptive acceleration.

 

[GoatsDomeWax]

Is it time now to revive 'Feed the goat'?

 

[super_city_si]

Congratulations erling. make it 40. Hes such a humble lad, kudos to his parents too, they’ve raised a phenomenal player and person.

 

[buckshot]

If he gets better what does that look like? I mean, it's not often that top players reach their peak at 22 so we have to assume there is room for improvement. Could he score 50 in the PL alone? How will that affect the rest of the squad? He's already responsible for 40% of City's goals so if he scores 50 at that rate it means City score 125 goals in 38 matches which is 3.28/match. If that kind of insanity is possible City will make Pep's Barcelona teams look like the rags.

 

[Txiki Txiki Bang Bang]

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Who the fuck is Rory Jennings?

 

[braut]

If Haaland is that fucking good why didn’t he score against Everton when I was finally able to go to a match for the first time in 4 years?

Sorry but he’s not that good imho :-(

Okay, he did. Why didn’t he score twice then?

The first goal is mandatory and doesn't count. He only starts counting at goal number two.

Reminds me of Muhammad Ali, who said that he doesn't start counting situps before it starts hurting.
"When I feel pain, that's when I start counting, because that's when it really counts.”

 

[Blue and true]

The thing that excites me most is that he's still in his early, developmental stage. He's learning on the job. His goal yesterday, that was a type of finish I thought lacking of his skillset. I expected him to smash it to the left of the keeper, which made the lob all the more satisfying.

When his diamond is fully cut and polished, he could surpass Messi and Ronaldo numbers.

 

[schfc6]

Did he just accidentally admit that Liverpool fans’ idiocy brought on the slaughtering that Nunez has had?