9 | Erling Haaland - 2022/23 Performances

[Tugay One Cup]

Erling Haaland’s Manchester City Release Clause Revealed by British Media

The value of Erling Haaland's release clause at Manchester City lies between £128 million and £170 million, according to a new report.

www.si.com

That article's about four months old.

 

[Sir peace frog]

as god is my witness , i've just heard someone in their back gardens singing "haaland haaland ha ha ha haha" :)

 

[HaalandEffect]

Yes, release clause can be matched by some clubs?

 

[Tugay One Cup]

Yes, release clause can be matched by some clubs?

I'm not sure I understand the question.

 

[cinnamon]

How many AKAs has he got now?

Nordic Meat Shield
Thor
Expensive Bony


Any more?

Daemon.

Haaland nicknamed Daemon by teammates over likeness to House of the Dragon star

FOOTBALL sensation Erling Haaland has been nicknamed “Daemon” by his Manchester City teammates thanks to his striking resemblance to Daemon Targaryen from TV show House of the Dragon. The Norwegian…

www.thesun.co.uk

 

[HaalandEffect]

Not long til he scores 4 goals in a game in PL.

 

[dublinblue12]

How many AKAs has he got now?

Nordic Meat Shield
Thor
Expensive Bony


Any more?

 

[aguero93:20]

Not long til he scores 4 goals in a game in PL.

Sergio got 5

 

[Tricky_Trev]

Kyle Walker Instagram:

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I think its pretty obvious really. It's his literal job to generate views and some are very good at it, because they know how to game it all. I'm amazed people get so worked up over it. That style of content isn't necessarily for me, but ya know, it isn't a crime to have a bad football take, though the internet would convince you it is! I just laugh it off and ignore it.

Easiest way to get an answer is posting something incorrect online.

You will get loads of people telling you the correct answer as they’re desperate to correct people.

 

[braut]

Cunningham's Law states "the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer."

 

[D'Silva]

Have all the Norwegian Rags jump ship now or what?

 

[DruntBlunt]

Have all the Norwegian Rags jump ship now or what?

Norwegian rags are generally people who aren't interested in football but adpot a club to "support" as that seems to be a thing. The local dippers however is a completely different breed. Just as vile as their anglo-saxon counterparts. Whether anyone are jumping ship I don't know. But the press over here is absolutely unhinged and Haaland "news" is all over the place. He even made the biggest headlines the same day the cretins beat Bournemouth 9-0. Absolutely unheard of.

 

[cinnamon]

I looked at the highlights from Wednesday's game again and noticed a detail that escaped me earlier.
Look at how Haaland lifts Stones off the ground after the goal. Like he weighs nothing at all!

 

[SebastianBlue]

A positive from today — long may it last.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

I looked at the highlights from Wednesday's game again and noticed a detail that escaped me earlier.
Look at how Haaland lifts Stones off the ground after the goal. Like he weighs nothing at all!

I actually posted on the match thread that he picked him up like a rag doll... It's Mad.

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

Started to see the start of his link up play second half. The team is still adapting to him yet.

Walker's got to square that one to him in the first 10 minutes or so

 

[simon23]

Started to see the start of his link up play second half. The team is still adapting to him yet.

Walker's got to square that one to him in the first 10 minutes or so

Agree but I think if he had scored we may have found out that Walker might have been slightly offside (not sure but it did look slightly)...But he should have squared it to at least have the question asked.

 

[Crooked_rain]

I thought he had a good game. Got a goal and his link up play had some decent ideas. He was one of our better players today in terms of general play, although that’s not difficult.

10 in 6 games is ridiculous, so even if he hasn’t banged in a hat-trick like the other games, it’s worth keeping a sense of perspective

 

[Manchester la la la la]

7 goals in 3 games over the space of a week I'll take that

Rest of the team really need to start spotting the runs he's making as that's where he's most deadly