9 | Erling Haaland - 2022/23 Performances

[warringtonblue]

Pretty crazy he ended up with a hat trick because he was all over the place tbh. Elite mentality to keep his head down and take his chances when they came.

I was half expecting him to get brought off when I seen Alvarez ready to come on, and a few sat near me thought the same, lol

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Post in thread 'Match Thread | Man City vs Crystal Palace (27/08/22)' https://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/...-crystal-palace-27-08-22.356532/post-15220509

You were saying...?

 

[Silva&Silva]

Not the only table Haaland will be finishing top of at the end of the season.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

But he’s gonna take time to settle (:

He’s not even at 100% ffs, keep him fit and he will undoubtedly smash salahs record; not seen anything like this, he just shits goals

This, my friend, is the most exciting phrase I’ve heard in a long time.
The rest of the bus are now basking in the glow of my huge shit-eating grin.

 

[Silva&Silva]

Ohhh Erling Haaland, you are the love of my life, oh Erling Haaland, I'd let you shag my wife, oh Erling Haaland, I hate Roy Keane too.

 

[AliBobbyJ]

Crystal Palace fans website said Haaland reminds them of Will Carling's description of All Blacks' Jonah Lomu, " a freak of nature."

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

GOS HAS ARRIVED

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

God has arrived I meant bloody phone

 

[Tevez City]

I like how he kept running & asking Gundogan for the ball.

He showed his pace, power & accuracy for the 4th goal.

 

[N1985]

He's a bit good isn't he

 

[Kamaro011]

The only thing that can stop him is injury, otherwise unplayable.

 

[Nelinho]

Ask your dad and he will tell you: Every mother fucker, every fucking **** in the industry will try everything possible to undermine / unsettle you, you have to be prepared for that. You are young but I trust in your maturity. Just keep your eyes and ears shut to the BS, keep your calmness and composure when developments on the pitch seem frustrating or unexpected, and everything will be fine...

Your words are a perfect description of what this team is about...

 

[Lavinda Past]

I think he enjoyed scoring today.

At least Pep seems to have learned not to substitute him until he's completed his hat trick.

 

[tommybooth]

Looking forward to him getting into his stride.

 

[Silva&Silva]

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

I think he enjoyed scoring today.

At least Pep seems to have learned not to substitute him until he's completed his hat trick.

Looking at the post-match press conference I have never seen Pep wax lyrical so much about a player. He was like a kid in a toy shop. He knows what all of us know, that Haaland will make the difference in the tight games against the tightest defences and that will catapult our club to another level. Imagine how good Erling will be when he is fully bedded in. He's already a global superstar at 22 and nowhere near his peak. These are amazing times for us City fans.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Another day he could of had a hattrick. It'll come, just adjusting to the team and the team needs to build an understanding with him too.

30/7/22.

 

[yankblue]

The strength for his 3rd was just insane. Imagine you are a professional footballer, in peak physical condition and training nearly every day in the gym for years, competing at the highest level and you're just completely helpless

 

[Otamendi's Beard]

Doesn't take a genius to see we have a freak on our hands.

Physically he's unstoppable. Positionally he's incredible.

 

[StillBluessinceHydeRoad]

Is this lad for real? Simply amazing!