9 | Erling Haaland - 2022/23 Performances

[CTID1977]

 

[cyan]

Don't know if people have noticed, but there's a curious thing going on with this guy, all over the country. We obviously watch the team first and foremost. Sure, we focus on Erling because he's the jewel in the crown at present.
But people are openly admitting — that is, supporters of other clubs — that they're tuning in just to see this freak of nature.
I don't actually remember that happening in my football supporting lifetime. Just possibly Best when he was at his very peak, in approximately the mid sixties.
You can see it going on on other forums and in the pubs. There's almost no hatred for him, because people are too dazed and mesmerised to remember to hate him as a City player.

It was the same with Thierry Henry, even when he destroyed us we just sat back to enjoy a great footballer. Also when Ruud Gullit arrived - I remember him playing for Chelsea against us and you could just admire the difference and how much better he was than everyone else on the pitch.

 

[aguero93:20]

It was the same with Thierry Henry, even when he destroyed us we just sat back to enjoy a great footballer. Also when Ruud Gullit arrived - I remember him playing for Chelsea against us and you could just admire the difference and how much better he was than everyone else on the pitch.

Cantona as well tbf even though he was a Leeds and rag ****.

 

[DenizCTID]

Still hungry for goals no matter who the opponent is, very good sign to be potentially the best striker in the world.

 

[skillman]

Nearly £900,000 per week. Fuck me.

Good job he's performing!

 

[Rhapsody in Blue]

I notice it when I watch my local Swedish team. Everyone speaks about Haaland. Especially the kids, he is their big idol. It's crazy to think about what he does for the City brand at the moment. The only one that doesn't seem convinced is my own son but that is because he always wants to challenge me so nothing new there :) Still time to turn him into a blue luckily :)

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Legal Alien]

Availability is the best ability.

Even when Aguero was healthy, he was never on Haaland's level as a goalscorer & underachieved in UCL.

Did you ever see Sergio play for us mate? He was an outstanding striker.
He's our leading goalscorer, played and scored in some of our biggest games and many of the goals he scored for us were world class!

I think Erling is incredible and think he will break all sorts of record, but it will never diminish what Sergio did for us.

 

[argyle]

Nearly £900,000 per week. Fuck me.

Good job he's performing!

Depends if you believe the daily mail.

 

[skillman]

Depends if you believe the daily mail.

I don't but it's still a good job he's performing!! ;)

 

[FantasyIreland]

Depends if you believe the daily mail.

It doesnt matter as it would appear its currently doing an amazing job of boiling piss on a grand scale

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Availability is the best ability.

Even when Aguero was healthy, he was never on Haaland's level as a goalscorer & underachieved in UCL.

I’ll wait to see if Haaland could ever score a goal like this.

 

[Tricky_Trev]

I swear Laporte is the funniest guy in our squad. Or at least the funniest on social media anyway.

 

[bluealf]

If Haaland brings the UCL-trophy with a game-winning goal, it'll outshine Aguero's 93:20 moment.

It will never outshine that moment, never.

21 posts and every one of them shit, fuck it, blocked.

 

[cinnamon]

I’ll wait to see if Haaland could ever score a goal like this.

You mean like this?

 

[bluemonkey71]

The net breaker against PSG and that scissor kick volley are the best two

 

[skillman]

I swear Laporte is the funniest guy in our squad. Or at least the funniest on social media anyway.

I had a downer on him a couple of seasons back and still see his downsides but his personality has made me proper love the guy. Seems really genuine and a good teammate

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

You mean like this?

Yes, but first time and from nearer the corner flag.

;-)

 

[aguero93:20]

I’ll wait to see if Haaland could ever score a goal like this.

One of the finest finishes I've ever seen.
Along with this

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

One of the finest finishes I've ever seen.
Along with this

Decent, but suspicion of handball.

I don’t think I’ll ever see a harder goal scored in my lifetime. A half volley whilst facing the cornerflag from the tightest of angles.

Similar goal at home to Burnley when Fernandinho had been sent off.