9 | Erling Haaland - 2022/23 Performances

[bluemonkey71]

Add a zero Madrid

 

[Silva&Silva]

He's pretty decent, isn't he?

 

[OB1]

Outrageous numbers.

 

[bobom]

Disappointing number of touches.

 

[Irishblue93]

How many is that in all comps?

 

[lightning Rodri]

Disappointing number of touches.

Yeah. Let's give him a season to settle. He'll be fine next season ;)

 

[alexmcity]

Aguero's records in the PL, CL and all compets over a season gone in March, with the final 3rd of the season yet to be played.

39 (33) - all competitions
10 (6) - CL
28 (26) - PL

 

[didactic]

“Terrible how the midfield can never find him. If they did he would actually score a goal or two!” - The media and rival fans

“Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!” - Me

 

[Mr Edward's shoe mirror]

Play to his strengths, balls over the top, win the lot.

 

[fulabeer]

It's true, he isn't human!
He is "The Terminator"...

 

[meltonblue]

Play to his strengths, balls over the top, win the lot.

Did any of his goals actually come from a ball over the top? Thought it was much more a poachers performance tonight.

 

[willipp]

Did any of his goals actually come from a ball over the top? Thought it was much more a poachers performance tonight.

It’s nothing to do with balls over the top, it’s about getting balls into areas where he can impact the game. We do that and he destroys teams.

 

[meltonblue]

It’s nothing to do with balls over the top, it’s about getting balls into areas where he can impact the game. We do that and he destroys teams.

Exactly.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

He's no Jordan Ayew.

 

[aguero93:20]

He's no Jordan Ayew.

Not physical enough...

 

[Don Karleone]

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

I had him booked for hat trick at weekend, still over the bluemoon for his goals tonight!

 

[Blue and true]

Aguero's records in the PL, CL and all compets over a season gone in March, with the final 3rd of the season yet to be played.

39 (33) - all competitions
10 (6) - CL
28 (26) - PL

I love Serg to bits, as does every City fan.

But don't let sentimentality get in the way of the truth; this guy is different level. Completely different fucking level. On track to go down as the greatest goalscorer of his generation.

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

It’s brilliant that he doesn’t even know why he’s so good.

I once heard somebody say… when a person is truly a genius, doing the brilliant thing feels to them like doing the obvious thing.

 

[SebastianBlue]

It’s brilliant that he doesn’t even know why he’s so good.

I once heard somebody say… when a person is truly a genius, doing the brilliant thing feels to them like doing the obvious thing.

The athletes that are the best in their sport also rarely feel satiated and often don’t actually feel like the best at it, just as geniuses often think of themselves as knowing very little (because they are constantly aware of the infinite amount of info they don’t actually know or understand).

It’s the sport version of the reverse Dunning-Krueger effect.