9 | Erling Haaland - 2022/23 Performances

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Craig said:
Didn’t influence his team as much as Messi did throughout though. Messi was playing amazing passes as well as bagging vital goals
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I mean u don’t get more vital than a hattrick in a final but we will agree to disagree. Back to the original point tho, no player has ever scored 60 goals and not won the balon dor, pretty sure that will continue if he does so.
 
ProofMCFC said:
I mean u don’t get more vital than a hattrick in a final but we will agree to disagree. Back to the original point tho, no player has ever scored 60 goals and not won the balon dor, pretty sure that will continue if he does so.
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He's pretty good at being the first to do something though
 
I still remember someone on here posting that Erling seemed to enjoying winding up the Newcastle players more than he did scoring goals, and he should focus on the latter more than the former, as if it was somehow going to stop Erling from reaching his potential with us.

I said, why not do both?

 
uwerosler28 said:
Current article in the mail stating he is on £875k a week , if so money we'll spent .
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Ah well - he won’t be leaving anytime soon. No other club would pay him half that - would they?? Oh wait - according to bbc gossip - he’s off to Madrid because of “THE CLAUSE”
 
SebastianBlue said:
Haaland’s movement and vision (and instinctual finishing, almost always picking the right technique for the situation) is the definition of world class.

Anyone saying he is a #TapinMerchant is bitter, stupid, or both.


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His acceleration for a tall man is very unique

When you look at tall athletes like sprinters, they often don't have great acceleration but their top speed and stride makes up for it.

Obviously he's not as fast as a sprinter, but it's still very rare to see a tall athlete that can change gear so quickly.
 
Funfact:
Vast majority of Real Madrid fans want Haaland over Mbappe for the 2024 transfer window.
Sorry lads - wouldn't happen.

"On Friday, this newspaper (AS) asked its readers: “Who would you prefer Madrid to sign: Mbappé or Haaland?” The response was categorical: 82% of the nearly 40,000 users who voted would rather the Spanish and European champions went after the Manchester City striker. And Madrid are working to take Haaland to LaLiga. As we revealed on Thursday, he is the club’s priority target for summer 2024."

en.as.com

Who would Real Madrid fans rather sign? Haaland or Mbappé?

This week, an AS.com poll asked readers whether they’d rather see Real Madrid sign Erling Haaland or Kylian Mbappé - and the result was overwhelming.
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pete73 said:
Funfact:
Vast majority of Real Madrid fans want Haaland over Mbappe for the 2024 transfer window.
Sorry lads - wouldn't happen.

"On Friday, this newspaper (AS) asked its readers: “Who would you prefer Madrid to sign: Mbappé or Haaland?” The response was categorical: 82% of the nearly 40,000 users who voted would rather the Spanish and European champions went after the Manchester City striker. And Madrid are working to take Haaland to LaLiga. As we revealed on Thursday, he is the club’s priority target for summer 2024."

en.as.com

Who would Real Madrid fans rather sign? Haaland or Mbappé?

This week, an AS.com poll asked readers whether they’d rather see Real Madrid sign Erling Haaland or Kylian Mbappé - and the result was overwhelming.
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Good fucking luck.
 
Even if there were agent fees etc that took the total fee to £100m (there probably aren't), he's still likely to become quite comfortably the best £100m+ transfer of all time. So I don't see the problem.
 
pete73 said:
Funfact:
Vast majority of Real Madrid fans want Haaland over Mbappe for the 2024 transfer window.
Sorry lads - wouldn't happen.

"On Friday, this newspaper (AS) asked its readers: “Who would you prefer Madrid to sign: Mbappé or Haaland?” The response was categorical: 82% of the nearly 40,000 users who voted would rather the Spanish and European champions went after the Manchester City striker. And Madrid are working to take Haaland to LaLiga. As we revealed on Thursday, he is the club’s priority target for summer 2024."

en.as.com

Who would Real Madrid fans rather sign? Haaland or Mbappé?

This week, an AS.com poll asked readers whether they’d rather see Real Madrid sign Erling Haaland or Kylian Mbappé - and the result was overwhelming.
en.as.com en.as.com
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That's akin to me saying I'm working on winning the Euromillions by buying a ticket.
 
Trevor Morley's Tache said:
It really is. You just wouldn't know it was Erl if you had your eyes closed.
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Scandinavians are generally very good at mimicking our and American accents because their common languages train their vocal cords, mouth, and brain to make generally the same sounds as English (plus some).

A mate of mine who originally hails from Stockholm does the most convincing Noel Gallagher impression I have ever heard (which includes everyone I have ever known from home that have tried to develop one for literally decades). Close your eyes and you would swear you were sat next to the twat at the Etihad.
 
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