9 | Erling Haaland - 2023/24

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3 things.

Growing <1 inch is not a growth spurt, it's definitely not the type that makes you lose coordination. Growth spurts are 4,5,6 inches a year.

The fact he grew an inch last year doesn't mean he's growing now.

The fact he was the best striker in the world last year while growing an inch disproves any theory that he's suffering this season because he's still growing. Unless you think he's grown several inches since September?
To be frank he looks bit off but I can’t attest to the other factors. All things said he needs time to adjust to be set up with new players it goes under the radar our front attackers are young and still gelling. They will click and it will be something!
 
Didn't Kun have an injury plagued year in 12/13?

Clyne crocked him first game of the season. He was never the same player afterwards. He adapted to be more of a penalty box striker and was massively successful but that tackle fucked him. He limped off the pitch every game from then on until he had to retire.
 
3 things.

Growing <1 inch is not a growth spurt, it's definitely not the type that makes you lose coordination. Growth spurts are 4,5,6 inches a year.

The fact he grew an inch last year doesn't mean he's growing now.

The fact he was the best striker in the world last year while growing an inch disproves any theory that he's suffering this season because he's still growing. Unless you think he's grown several inches since September?
Also, I’ve seen it also reported as 1 cm. Which is small enough it could be a measuring error. It feels like this “still growing” thing is becoming some weird story to add to his mystique.
 
Yes he can
He does look more awkward in the way he carries himself on the pitch and he also lacks intensity, but that's probably due to bad form/disinterest or maybe some old injury.
 
3 things.

Growing <1 inch is not a growth spurt, it's definitely not the type that makes you lose coordination. Growth spurts are 4,5,6 inches a year.

The fact he grew an inch last year doesn't mean he's growing now.

The fact he was the best striker in the world last year while growing an inch disproves any theory that he's suffering this season because he's still growing. Unless you think he's grown several inches since September?

Tell that to my penis.
 
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