9 | Erling Haaland - 2024/25

[Vienna_70]

Hattrick in scoring in the first game of the season. Bravo!

Only four behind No Salad for opening day goals.

 

[Vienna_70]

That aged well.

 

[Dialog]

That aged well.

Like a fine and expensive wine

 

[The Viking]

Haaland still scored a goal vs Chelsea regardless

Haaland trembles, cucurella is coming...

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[come-on-barney]

The thing I noticed at the end of the game going over to the away support was how unhappy he looked and looks desperate to leave :) Superbly taken goal!

 

[Kazzydeyna]

Every single time I watch the best striker in the world pull on a City shirt I remember the posts on here last season about him.
One poster genuinely, absolutely genuinely, posted that we’d have been better off signing Troy Deeney. And several others moaned that we should have paid £150m+ for Harry Kane at 31 and with zero trophies and zero sell-on value instead of £51m for the best striker in the world.
Cheers me right up every time I remember.

 

[Akira]

The other fella is Thogden and he's usually a big fool, but Rory somehow manages to surpass him in one clip.

Look how he dismissively laughs off someone making a genuine defence for Haaland. Rory deserves every bit of hatred going his way.

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

Haaland still scored a goal vs Chelsea regardless

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Statman dave is a very bitter little rag

 

[Saddleworth2]

hehe

Cucurella couldn't stop Savinho never mind the Norwegian meat shield.

 

[Saddleworth2]

I think he has packed on even more muscle in close season. He looks bigger and stronger. Eek.

 

[bell_mcfc]

This clip is up there with “I thought it was Lira” about KDB. Absolute clowns.

 

[johnny crossan]

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Brilliant.
Get up you big fanny

 

[The Viking]

Erling Haaland's minutes per goal ratio in the EPL vs all teams he faced during the past 2 seasons

 

[Vienna_70]

This clip is up there with “I thought it was Lira” about KDB. Absolute clowns.

And someone on here: "David Silva isn’t a Pep-type player".

Merlin was the very epitome of a "Pep-type player".

 

[DMA's]

Thought he was very good yesterday. I have been very critical of him in the past but his goal record is frankly absurd. Very definition of an alpha male

 

[CC1]

Who is this arrogant idiot?

 

[meeesh]

Triple captain time Saturday, he looks up for it more than since he first arrived, cannot wait

 

[citytill1die84]

Doesn't turn up in the big games they say.

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

Anyone got the clip of him telling Cucurella to fuck off when he asked for help with his cramp. I was in stitches!