BlueMoonRisin’
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Only in olive oil.What's next? Dwarf tossing?
Only in olive oil.What's next? Dwarf tossing?
Isn't there already a rodent zoo down the road?
077......79Anyone got Harry’s number?
Plans are being discussed to have a zoo in the Trafford area (lots of gags about animals in the swamp expected)
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-manchester-46780645
....and as always, former Trafford resident Steven Patrick Morrissey is on the ball.
"Trafford Council's idea to open a zoo in Manchester is probably the worst idea in the history of the human brain. Just as the world makes terrific advancements in animal rights, Trafford Council leaps back 100 years with plans to trap, strap, clamp, cramp and restrain animals from living anything close to a natural life. I'm decrepit enough to remember Belle Vue Zoo… the lucky animals died in transit from their natural habitat. Personally, I think I'd rather be shot in the head by Prince Harry.
Anyone who thinks a zoo is a good idea should spend one full year in a cage. I'd anticipate a swift change of mind! It's no different to proposing plans for a concentration camp in Wilmslow. Welcome to the sorry past."
Morrissey 10 January 2019....
Hard on the wrist.What's wrong with dwarf tossing?
And lightly sautéed on two sidesOnly in olive oil.
You're doing it wrong then.Hard on the wrist.
Whats wrong with tossing dwarfs?What's wrong with dwarf tossing?
Plans are being discussed to have a zoo in the Trafford area (lots of gags about animals in the swamp expected)
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-manchester-46780645
....and as always, former Trafford resident Steven Patrick Morrissey is on the ball.
"Trafford Council's idea to open a zoo in Manchester is probably the worst idea in the history of the human brain. Just as the world makes terrific advancements in animal rights, Trafford Council leaps back 100 years with plans to trap, strap, clamp, cramp and restrain animals from living anything close to a natural life. I'm decrepit enough to remember Belle Vue Zoo… the lucky animals died in transit from their natural habitat. Personally, I think I'd rather be shot in the head by Prince Harry.
Anyone who thinks a zoo is a good idea should spend one full year in a cage. I'd anticipate a swift change of mind! It's no different to proposing plans for a concentration camp in Wilmslow. Welcome to the sorry past."
Morrissey 10 January 2019....
I ended up taking a group of kids to sea world in Orlando before Xmas. Given free tickets. I didn't want to go but I was the only driver.
Went to the whale show. Kids and everyone loved it all close up and that but I just kept thinking what they have missed out on swimming free in the oceans rather than performing tricks for our entertainment. On each of the areas in the park a lot of dressing up was done on how educational the park is and how profits are ploughed into protecting sea life but for the dolphins and whales their life is just swimming round a pool performing tricks. And the day they stop performing them as expected?
Why do the endangered species need to be returned to the wild? Surely it would be better to preserve them in captivity than let them become extinct?Zoos, unless solely for the breeding of endangered species that can be returned to the wild, which is seldom possible, should be banned. Locking up animals for people to gawp at is a fucking scandal. Close them all. Or at least do not replace animals for the wild and let them be fazed out.
Why do the endangered species need to be returned to the wild? Surely it would be better to preserve them in captivity than let them become extinct?
There used to be a petting zoo at Longford Park back in the day didn't there ? Then Longford house was demolished ? .. I lived in Stretford many years ago ... Kinda remember it from the summer pageant ? .. Amy one can confirm this ? I wanna say cruel wire nets and just birds ? Are those houses still there stunning properties now now I guess ... Not been back for many a years to longy park ? Running track stadium still there .. we did our summer school (Stretford Grammar) back in the day there was mental days
Hey I was there from 1977_1982 .. good times for me ...Hi Ant, when were you at Stretford Grammar? I was there 1964 to 1969
Zoos, unless solely for the breeding of endangered species that can be returned to the wild, which is seldom possible, should be banned. Locking up animals for people to gawp at is a fucking scandal. Close them all. Or at least do not replace animals for the wild and let them be fazed out.
Zoos as a profit seeking business, where it's not about the animal's welfare, will die out eventually I think.
Personally I can't see the good in the idea of rewilding, even for endangered species.. It makes no sense to put animals back into the darwinian hell hole (or whatever)
Breeding animals for 'their sake' is another idea I don't get, so we shouldn't do that either.
Yes :) that's the word I was looking for. It's no good out there in the wild.. We shouldn't be encouraging or forcing breeding simply to put the cubs/kids/calfs or whatever back into a perilous situation when there is no need to.Darwinian Hell hole? Do you mean their habitat?