A song for Erling...

Voulez-Vous by Abba,

Voulez-Vous
Haaland, plays for Man City,
Haaland, son of Alfie,
Haaland, only 200 million pounds

Voulez-Vous
Haaland, Norway's superman
Haaland, Scandi na vian
Haaland, Erling Haaland's now a blue
Voulez-vousssssssssssssssssssssssssss

 
Zabba's tune...


Erling loves Man City
He wears a Viking hat

Dad Alfie played for City
When Keano was a twat

Now Erling scores the goals
In twos and threes and fours

The Raggies come to town and
He'll score a dozen more
Love it
 
Does it? Every time he scores, we need to sing about Roy Keane ending his Dad's career?
How about this..

Erling Haaland came to Manchester,
To play in City Blue
He sailed here in his longboat,
to score a goal or two.
He came with his dad Alfie,
to follow in his shoes
A score to settle with Roy Keane
Winning Trophies for the Blues.


Or...

Erling Haaland came to Manchester,
To score a goal or two
He sailed here in his longboat,
To play in City Blue.
He came with his dad Alfie
A score to settle with Roy Keane,
He'll fight and win for City
He's our Viking Goal Machine...
 
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How about this..

Erling Haaland came to Manchester,
To play in City Blue
He sailed here in his longboat,
to score a goal or two.
He came with his dad Alfie,
to follow in his shoes
A score to settle with Roy Keane
Winning Trophies for the Blues.


Or...

Erling Haaland came to Manchester,
To score a goal or two
He sailed here in his longboat,
To play in City Blue.
He came with his dad Alfie
A score to settle with Roy Keane,
He'll fight and win for City
He's our Viking Goal Machine...
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English lyrics

Haaland Haaland
Yorkshire born Norwegian man
Brought up as a City fan
Come to play in England

Haaland Haaland
Yorkshire born Norwegian man
Brought up as a City fan
Come to play in England


This would be brilliant if we could keep that tune going
 
Oh Erling Haaland he's a viking and He's goal Mad
messed about in Leeds when he was a fuckin lad
Alfie said dont worry son you're a Citizen just like yer fucking dad
Oh Erling Haaland
 
Oh Erling flew over the ocean, oh Erling flew over the sea,
he said my mission is clear here, to come and play for City.
He came to win loads of trophies, including the Champions league.
He said just like my father before me the Blues are the team for me.
Erling, Erling, he came to play for Man City - City, Erling, Erling, he came to play for City.
 
A complete rip off of Rangers song for John Lundstram but our blues brothers from Glasgow won’t mind i don’t think
“Oh Baby Do You Know What Its Worth? Erling Haaland Is The Best On Earth, The Scoring Viking Is Just What We Need, He’s Gonna Win Us The Champions League”
 
A complete rip off of Rangers song for John Lundstram but our blues brothers from Glasgow won’t mind i don’t think
“Oh Baby Do You Know What Its Worth? Erling Haaland Is The Best On Earth, The Scoring Viking Is Just What We Need, He’s Gonna Win Us The Champions League”
I really like that. Best so far imo. Could do with a slight tweak though.

Oh City do you know what he's worth?
Erling Haaland is the best on earth
A big blond Viking is just what we need
He signed for us to win the Champions League.
 

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