A song for Erling...

[GaudinoMotors]

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We were happy with a team without a striker
But heaven knows we've got Haaland now.

 

[yeseye]

He’s coming home,
He’s coming home, He’s coming,
Haalands coming home.

 

[bluesteel]

Erling Haaland, the City sing,
every goal you score, is like dynamite.

He scores with headers, crossed from the wing, with magic in your boots, both your left and right.

Bob Marley

 

[There is a Light]

Haaland, Haaland
Norwegian goal machine
Hates that fucking twat Roy Keane
Hahaha Haaland

 

[Rascal]

To the tune Dance Dance wherever you will be.


Erling Haaland said to me
Stood outside Mary Ds
Tee me up
I will score
And like my dad make the Kippax roar.

 

[moh]

The Divine Comedy’s Becoming more like Alfie

 

[Singingintherain]

Haaland haaland
First the dad and then the son
That's how making blues is done
Not like the cunts down the road hahaha

 

[cleavers]

Haaland haaland
First the dad and then the son
That's how making blues is done
Not like the cunts down the road hahaha

Do you want me to get your coat ?

 

[ninjamonkey]

I'd send him back if that God awful 50p song catches on that I'm seeing circulating on social media. It's total dogshit! 50p? Fuck me!

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Apologies if it’s been mentioned before but…

He’s coming home, he’s coming home, he’s coming

Erling’s coming home

He’s coming home…