A song for Erling...

[citymad]

Please no need to reference any other club or player. Make it about him possibly his dad and about City.

 

[talkativesprout]

Please no need to reference any other club or player. Make it about him possibly his dad and about City.

Erling Haaland he's big blue viking
skol skol skol skol

*fuck off rag cunts

this bit is optional

 

[freshie]

We ain't ever doing better than this, sorry.

Haaland Haaland
Hates the rags but loves City
Defenders you have our pity
Ha Ha Ha Haaland

Haaland Haaland
Make the pass and he will score
You lot cannot take no more
Ha Ha Ha Haaland

 

[citymad]

Haaland Haaland
Hates the rags but loves City
Defenders you have our pity
Ha Ha Ha Haaland

Haaland Haaland
Make the pass and he will score
You lot cannot take no more
Ha Ha Ha Haaland

Poor effort is an understatement.

 

[Dobsy]

Erling Haaland he's big blue viking
skol skol skol skol

*fuck off rag cunts

this bit is optional

My favourite so far.

 

[talkativesprout]

Oh Manchester is wonderful
Oh Manchester is wonderful
It's got tits and fanny and Erling Haaland
Oh Manchester is wonderful

Not very progressive is it?
Not sure the chaps/Chapettes from Canal Street Blues could really give it gusto. ;)

 

[Manchester Bleu]

Got to be one somewhere along the lines of “Cheer up Roy Keane” to the tune of “Cheer up Sleepy Jean”. I’m shite at this though so I’ll leave the words to someone more creative :)

Cheer up Roy Keane,
Oh what can it mean,
to watch Erling Haaland score goals, for Man City

 

[BlueMoonie]

Na nananana nanananannananaa Erling Haaland

 

[talkativesprout]

Cheer up Roy Keane,
Oh what can it mean,
to watch Erling Haaland score goals, for Man City

You don't think you should go full Elton?

Are you watching Roy Keane
if it wasn't for that tackle that hurt his dad
we would have been his second choice.

You lived your life like a Pa ah ddy
Laying tarmac and havin a fights
robbing old ladies shaggin your sister
and getting pissed at night

and I would have liked to love you
just like yer Da
But the KY ran out
like your legend never did


I'm riffing now, lads gone a buskin

 

[BlueMoonie]

Where it began, Watching his father playing
He knew the love was growing strong
So now we sing
He moved to city in the summer
Who'd have believed he'd come along
Goals, Scoring Goals
Singing out, amazing me, Watching you
Erling Haaland "BOM BOM BOM"
Good times never seemed so good "so good, so good"
I've been inclined
To believe they never would