I don't like the first part because it could get thrown back in our faces, but keen on the 2nd. it scans well.
I still reckon the best version of this is
Haaland, Haaland,
Brought up as a City fan,
Came to play in England,
Ha ha ha Haaland
I've seen many ending in the hahaha, which i just cannot see working for a big crowd chant, sorry.
I liked the orig idea/tempo, but with a harder stop. If any readers didn't hear the rythm I don't have it to hand.
Haaland, Haaland
Yorkshire born Norwegian man, (or six foot four Norwegian man, if we wanna take the Leeds element out..)
Grew up as a City fan
He's back to play in England!
Haaland Haaland
Son of Alfie Inge too
Born to wear the City blue
He's here to play at Eastlands!
lots more possible, but many verses probably don't work.
Erling Haaland
Better than his dear old Dad
Here to play at Etihad, make the scousers oh so sad
And win the balon d'or!!
ok, wasn't quite ready to post, inserted another stanza(?) there, but off on hols tmw, i shall try to view from la belle France...