BlueAnorak
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Keep it simple and short. Manc lyrics to the orgliginal Dortmund tune:
Haaland, Haaland
Alfe Haaland is a blue,
Eerling Haaland is one too.
Ha Ha Haaland, hey!
Then add extra verses as required for a longer tune or appropriate choice for the competition or opponent like...
Came to us from BvB,
Here to win the Champions League,
Ha ha Haaland, hey!
(He's Norweigen not German)
Haaland Haaland,
Everytime he shoots, he scores,
Makes Van Dijk look like a twat,
Ha ha Haaland, hey!
(He broke Van Dijk'finger when Norway played the Netherlands).
Haaland, Haaland
Alfe Haaland is a blue,
Eerling Haaland is one too.
Ha Ha Haaland, hey!
Then add extra verses as required for a longer tune or appropriate choice for the competition or opponent like...
Haaland, Haaland,Haaland Haaland,
Came to us from Germany,
Here to win the Champions League,
Ha ha ha ha ha, hey
Haaland Haaland,
Everytime he shoots, he scores
Just give him the Ballon D'Or
Ha ha ha ha ha, hey
It doesn't need to be complicated. It just needs to be easy enough to catch on. The Ruben Dias song is a good example.
Came to us from BvB,
Here to win the Champions League,
Ha ha Haaland, hey!
(He's Norweigen not German)
Haaland Haaland,
Everytime he shoots, he scores,
Makes Van Dijk look like a twat,
Ha ha Haaland, hey!
(He broke Van Dijk'finger when Norway played the Netherlands).
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