A song for Erling...

Oh Erling Haaland you are the live of my life
Oh Erling Haaland I love you more than my wife
Oh Erling Haaland I’d like long blonde hair too


I like the version for Kev better

They were singing it at the cricket for Jonny Bairstow but don't know who sang it first
 
And we say dippers are a weird bunch, good lord. Imagine hating someone that much because they’ve been successful.
It was sang in the halcyon days of 99/00 when we still had our tongue filmly in our cheek.

And be honest plenty did spew worse than this towards the man in those days
 
Oh Erling Harland your dad was a blue,
Oh Erling Harland and so are you,
oh you know he’s coming for you

simple, accurate and true.
 
Erling Haaland, Erling Haaland
Erling Haaland, Erling Haaland

he's here to school ya
back in to do it all again

Erling Haaland, Erling Haaland

Not here to save ya
Just here to spank ya
And win our games


 
To the tune of yes sir I can boogie

Yes Now, erling haaland
oh he plays for man city
Erling haaland, erling haaland
All night loooong
 

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