A song for Erling...

Haaland is already going to be labeled as big as the club he is at.
Hopefully it's with us for as long as possible.

We will need a simple one to keep the masses going.

Haa.......land , Haa......land, (maybe with people taking it in turns so there is some stereo sound effect to it.

..
I am certain Haaland will have many other chants whereas his name will be used, for what I hope is many seasons with us.
 
This is the best one of the lot

Heard it going a few weeks ago
Like it. Northern soul sound to it. Needs a few young lads to start it off in the concourse bars at away games or on the train. Besides I heard Billy's a big blue.

Alright, I made that last bit up but you never know he might be.
 
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Feel some players definitely deserve songs who currently haven't got especially Kyle Walker but love the new follow, follow song.

It got me thinking of lyrics to the Mambo number 5 song

A bit of Guardiola in my life
Walker Cancelo by my side
Akanji and Dias all I need
Rodri and Gundo's what I see
Bernardo Silva with the run
Foden and Grealish all night long
Kevin De Bruyne, here I am
Erling Haaland he's the man

John Stones number five
 
To the tune of Norweigan band A-ha's The Living Daylights

Ohhhh, woahhh o woah Erling Haaland
Ohhhh, woahhh o woah Erling Haaland
 
Rise up this mornin'
Smile with the risin' sun
Three little goals
on the scoresheet
Singin' sweet songs
Of victories pure and true
Sayin', ("This is my message to you)
Singin' Don't worry 'bout a thing
'Cause every little thing gonna be Haaland...
 
Rise up this mornin'
Smile with the risin' sun
Three little goals
on the scoresheet
Singin' sweet songs
Of victories pure and true
Sayin', ("This is my message to you)
Singin' Don't worry 'bout a thing
'Cause every little thing gonna be Haaland...
the last three lines will suffice

excellent
 
He saw we were the champions, Haaland, Haaland
He came to City from Dortmund, Haaland, Haaland,
He’s 6ft 5, Blonde hair, blue eyes
His hat trick made United cry,
Erlinggggg Haaland,
City’s number 9


Na naa na naa na naa na naa, na na, na na,
Na naa na naa na naa na naa, na na, na na!
 
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He saw we were the champions, Haaland, Haaland
He wanted City from Dortmund, Haaland, Haaland,
He’s 6ft 5, Blonde hair, blue eyes
His hat trick made United cry,
Erlinggggg Haaland,
City’s number 9


Na naa na naa na naa na naa, na na, na na,
Na naa na naa na naa na naa, na na, na na!
Good effort but we already sing 'Sergio Aguero City Champions' and used to sing two versions of Carlos Tevez song to the same tune. We need a unique and original song befitting of our Big Blond Beast.

Something as witty and quirky as Niall Quinn's Disco Pants and Oh Balotelli. They were our best quirky songs about an individual player i think.
 
He saw we were the champions, Haaland, Haaland
He wanted City from Dortmund, Haaland, Haaland,
He’s 6ft 5, Blonde hair, blue eyes
His hat trick made United cry,
Erlinggggg Haaland,
City’s number 9


Na naa na naa na naa na naa, na na, na na,
Na naa na naa na naa na naa, na na, na na!
How many fucking times, make the effort to spell united with the small u they deserve
 
Good effort but we already sing 'Sergio Aguero City Champions' and used to sing two versions of Carlos Tevez song to the same tune. We need a unique and original song befitting of our Big Blond Beast.

Something as witty and quirky as Niall Quinn's Disco Pants and Oh Balotelli. They were our best quirky songs about an individual player i think.
It’s original enough. New lyrics, same tune. Only certain tunes work for football. Anything with too much vocal range and you have thousands of lads trying to hit too many high notes on the terraces
 
considering all the talk in the press today, surely we can simply adapt the yaya toure i think we should pay you some more tune.
 
Rise up this mornin'
Smile with the risin' sun
Three little goals
on the scoresheet
Singin' sweet songs
Of victories pure and true
Sayin', ("This is my message to you)
Singin' Don't worry 'bout a thing
'Cause every little thing gonna be Haaland...
City don't worry 'bout a thing
Coz when you got Erling its gonna be alright.
 

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