A song for Erling...

[Jonesyctid]

Yaya/Kolo tune

Erling...
Erling, Erling,
Erling, Erling,
Has come to play with Sterling

:D

Alfie alfie haaland
Erling
Erling Erling
Erling Erling
Erling Erling haaland

 

[Jonesyctid]

Alfie alfie haaland
Erling
Erling erling
Erling erling
Erling erling haaland

 

[Ed68]

I never come on here anymore but this has been going round my head since I made it up at the weekend.

I know it won’t take off but am dumping on here anyway.

To the old KLF Justified and Ancient tune:

Erling Haaland
Erling Haaland
We all stand for Erling Haaland

He’s a 6 foot 5 Nordic Meat Shield
He comes from a Scandi land
He’s a 6 foot 5 Nordic Meat Shield
We hope you understand
Why we all stand for Erling Haaland

We called him up in the Bundesliga
We said Erling, come for the fans
You might not like what he’s gonna do
But you’re never gonna stop him cos he’s coming through

Erling Haaland
Erling Haaland
We all stand for Erling Haaland

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

I never come on here anymore but this has been going round my head since I made it up at the weekend.

I know it won’t take off but am dumping on here anyway.

To the old KLF Justified and Ancient tune:

Erling Haaland
Erling Haaland
We all stand for Erling Haaland

He’s a 6 foot 5 Nordic Meat Shield
He comes from a Scandi land
He’s a 6 foot 5 Nordic Meat Shield
We hope you understand
Why we all stand for Erling Haaland

We called him up in the Bundesliga
We said Erling, come for the fans
You might not like what he’s gonna do
But you’re never gonna stop him cos he’s coming through

Erling Haaland
Erling Haaland
We all stand for Erling Haaland

Gets my vote.
It also references Gundog and his Ice cream van as well as the line “Bring the beast“ back in a shout out to Negredo.

 

[Magicpole]

Reading these, I am feeling like I’m in a room with all those monkeys trying to type out the complete works of William Shakespeare.

The early days.

 

[Magicpole]

I never come on here anymore but this has been going round my head since I made it up at the weekend.

I know it won’t take off but am dumping on here anyway.

To the old KLF Justified and Ancient tune:

Erling Haaland
Erling Haaland
We all stand for Erling Haaland

He’s a 6 foot 5 Nordic Meat Shield
He comes from a Scandi land
He’s a 6 foot 5 Nordic Meat Shield
We hope you understand
Why we all stand for Erling Haaland

We called him up in the Bundesliga
We said Erling, come for the fans
You might not like what he’s gonna do
But you’re never gonna stop him cos he’s coming through

Erling Haaland
Erling Haaland
We all stand for Erling Haaland

6’5 Nordic Meat Shield, sounds like a giant Scandinavian Condom.

It’s better you here that sooner rather than later.

 

[Ed68]

6’5 Nordic Meat Shield, sounds like a giant Scandinavian Condom.

It’s better you here that sooner rather than later.

Fair point but I’m guessing you know the Nordic Meat Shield reference?

Plus 6 foot 5 rhymes with Justified. I don’t know his actual height but know he’s tall.

 

[Kinkybyname]

isn't he an Abba fan?

you know the tune...

You were flying through the air that night, the Rags were shite, Haaland-oh
You were scoring there like Bell and Lee, and Summerbee, Haaland-oh
Though we never thought that we would lose
There's no regret
Can you do the same again,
At the Stretford End, Haaland-oh

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/man-city-haaland-abba-fan-27210433

 

[cheds]

Keep it simple

Der Der Der Der Erling Haaland

 

[train man]

Keep it simple

Der Der Der Der Earling Haaland

It's Erling cheds, but I like it, and dancing involved too!! Deffo need plenty in pub beforehand...

On which subject, anyone who replies 'you are aldridgestain and I claim my fiver' can fuck right off!