A song for Erling...

[malg]

Looks like he's got a song now!

Good Lord, that's awful......

 

[Eds]

did i hear

"Haaland Haaland he's a big Norwegian lad
Roy Keane tried to kill his dad hahaha"

Yorkshire born, Norwegian lad,
Roy Keane tried to kill his dad

 

[Semper aggressus]

That song that ends; Erling Haaland City’s number 9…

 

[Bozo]

HE'S A BLUE JUST LIKE HIS DAD
NOW HE'S AT THE ETIHAD

HA HA HA HA HA

 

[Lord Blue]

Thunder, Lightning, Erling Haaland is Frightening
...
<scratches head>
...
it's a lot easier to get one line than it is two

 

[Magicpole]

The only bit that needs singing is:

Haaland Haaland
He’s a blue just like his Dad
Now he’s at the Etihad
Ha Ha Ha Haaland Hey

Haaland Haaland
Came to us from Germany
He’s here to win the Champions League
Ha Ha Ha Haaland Hey

To quote Blackadder.

It started poorly,faded in the middle and the less said about the end the better. But apart from that Baldrick, excellent.

Oh, thank you very much sir.

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

Thunder, Lightning, Erling Haaland is Frightening
...
<scratches head>
...
it's a lot easier to get one line than it is two

Is this gonna be a nod to bohemian rhapsody?

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Good Lord, that's awful......

There's better on here.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

His name is Alfie Haaland
He wears a viking hat
He used to play for City
Keane put a stop to that
His son now plays for City
He didnt cost much loot
His name is Erling Haaland
And he'll win the golden boot.

 

[mscenterh750]

Ha ha haalands magic you know his feet are like gold he’ll score loads of goals.