A song for Erling...

Don said no I don’t think so, but I’ve heard of the kippax aggro…
Or jip jaap stam is a big Dutch man…

Same tune

Big erling is a blonde Viking,
Goal celebrations are his thing,
When he scores he’ll hear us sing
ERLING VIKING

Repeat
 
Just sing the Uwe's grandad song but change the words to Erling Haaland Citys Number 9 fits perfectly, everyone already knows it, can throw in the original for a second verse. Job done.
 
All time great song. Lionel Richies Dancing on the Ceiling.....

What is happening here
Something's going on that's not quite clear
Somebody turn on the lights
We're gonna have a party
It's starting tonight

Oh, what a feeling
ERLINGS dancing on the ceiling
Oh, what a feeling
ERLINGS dancing on the ceiling
 
To the tune of Alfie by The Divine Comedy:-

"Everybody knows that Erling's best, just like Jurgen Klopp looks like a sex pest, and the more I watch him play the more I see, he bleeds blue like his dad Alfie"
 
There was a good rendition of Haaaaaaland Haaaaaaland in CB1 near me when he was coming off, definitely the way forward, could sound menacing if done properly
 
Move over Raheem..

He's top of the league
He's top of the league
Erling Haarland, he's top of the league..

Short, catchy and factually correct..!

Don't think Raheem will mind as he probably won't be hearing it sung about him any time soon..
 
Like that
Nothing better than this

Anything with Roy Keane is a twat is always going to be popular, easy tune everyone knows so will catch on quickly


His old mans a viking
He wears a viking hat,
His name is Alfie Haaland
He thinks Roy Keane's a twat.
He came to play for City
To pillage,score and loot
His name is Erling Haaland
He'll win the golden boot.
 

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