A song for Erling...

[spacecadet]

To the tune of Jolene (Dolly Parton)

Erling, Erling Erling Erlinnngggg
Please score v the Rags cos you can.

Repeat -

 

[FantasyIreland]

 

[Roachy]

Too late I fear.

 

[Stoned Rose]

The original one we had for him was much better. Copying the Yaya/Kolo one is what you’d expect from a 5 year old.

Can’t see this one catching on mate. None of it rhymes.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

He’s got the eyes of an Eagle
He’s got the strength of an Ox
He’s got the speed of a bullet
He‘ll score ever time in your box
Erling
Haaland
He play’s upfront for City, City
Erling
Haaland
He play’s upfront for City, City

City, City, City.

 

[blueparsman]

Haaaland Haaaland
Feed the Thor and he will score
Haaaland Haaaland
Feed the Thor and he will score

Taxi….,,..

 

[Manchester_lalala]

Can’t he just inherited Negredos “BEASSSSST”.

 

[adr2.8i]

Me and my lad were singing the haaland haaland song which we've seen on you tube after he scored his hat trick.
Easy to sing in celebration of a goal.
Admittedly, we aren't regular match day goers so not sure if it would catch on? Has it even been tried yet?
Or maybe we could get the PA system to start playing the song so we could join in? Or would that be a bit naff??

 

[Backgroundblue2]

How about something based on a Norwegian song like A-ha’s
Hunting high and low. Some of the lyrics could be easily adapted:

He’ll always be hunting high and low
There's no end to the lengths he’ll go to..
Only for blues
Watch him tearing the rags to pieces
Hunting high and low

or simplify it to

Haalands (or Erlings) hunting high and low….

 

[urban genie]

The adaptation of this was fine and still better than knock offs of other city songs

 

[The Boys In Blue]

Agreed we need something new and original that no one else sings. Think it’ll be good to have an oasis song on the terraces too, dont look back in anger with the changes in bold below . Or make it shorter just singing the last bit

Slip inside the eye of your mind

Don't you know you might find

City’s number 9

You said that you'd never been

But all the things that you've seen

He’s our goal machine

So I start a revolution from my bed

'Cause you said the brains I had went to my head

Step outside, summertime's in bloom

Stand up beside the fireplace

Take that look from off your face

You ain't ever gonna burn my heart out

And so When city play

He’ll blow you away

As we're walking on by

Her soul slides away

But we’ve got erling haaland

I heard you say

 

[adr2.8i]

Agreed we need something new and original that no one else sings. Think it’ll be good to have an oasis song on the terraces too, dont look back in anger with the changes in bold below . Or make it shorter just singing the last bit

Slip inside the eye of your mind

Don't you know you might find

City’s number 9

You said that you'd never been

But all the things that you've seen

He’s our goal machine

So I start a revolution from my bed

'Cause you said the brains I had went to my head

Step outside, summertime's in bloom

Stand up beside the fireplace

Take that look from off your face

You ain't ever gonna burn my heart out

And so When city play

He’ll blow you away

As we're walking on by

Her soul slides away

But we’ve got erling haaland

I heard you say

I like

 

[The Boys In Blue]

Or a haaland / foden joint song

Tina Turner - simply the best

They’re simply the best
Better than all the rest
Better than anyone
Haaland and Phil foden

 

[There is a Light]

No limits belongs to Kolo and Yaya, lets stop insulting that by using it for haaland.

I cannot bring myself to sing it.


Have some imagination blues

Even worse, there’s a Rhythm is a Dancer suggestion on Twitter. That’s a United song, and an utterly shit one at that. We’ll have hit rock bottom if that takes off.

 

[maineroad68]

Awful

Short, punchy and easy to remember. Yes- you’re effort is much better than mine.

 

[ManCitizens.]

All I know is singing he hates…. needs to stop straight away. It wasn’t right back then for Alfie and certainly isn’t now

 

[gymshoe]

Bend the knee and yield
To our Nordic Meat Shield
He scores a goal
We all sing Skol
Bend the knee and yield

 

[MillsyTheMosher]

Or a haaland / foden joint song

Tina Turner - simply the best

They’re simply the best
Better than all the rest
Better than anyone
Haaland and Phil foden

When are the kids back at school ?

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Fuck right off with the Nordic meat shield reference. It's fuckin' cringe worthy and has no place in any song.

 

[PPT]

The adaptation of this was fine and still better than knock offs of other city songs

It came to me in an instant like a gift from god...

Haaland! Haaland!
Ha, Ha, Ha Haarland!
Repeat.
That's it job done. No need to thank me.
It's what I do.