A song for Erling...

BlueMoonRisin’ said:
Fuck right off with the Nordic meat shield reference. It's fuckin' cringe worthy and has no place in any song.
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Even outside of songs, I'm happy for that to die off. It was funny once as a "wait, what?" kind of moment and then people have desperately tried to make it a meme.
 
Ooh baby do you know what he's worth,
Erling Haaland is the best on Earth.
Big Viking, just what we need,
he'll win City the champions League...

Think this is the best suggestion so far. The haaland song would be good, just can’t see it being sung in the stand though
 
Is it my imagination
Or have we finally found something worth living for?
We were looking for a Viking
What we found was Haaland and he loves to score

There you go. Last line needs working on
 
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Rythmn is a dancer
Erling is our answer
Haaland scores in every game

His strength and speed is frightening
We have signed a Viking
Haaland scores in every game

Oooooooh erling haaland
Oooooooh erling haaland
 
Mid Wales blue said:
He’s got the eyes of an Eagle
He’s got the strength of an Ox
He’s got the speed of a bullet
He‘ll score ever time in your box
Erling
Haaland
He play’s upfront for City, City
Erling
Haaland
He play’s upfront for City, City

City, City, City.
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12 hours, and no likes.
I’m fucking wasted on you lot, at least they liked it on sad café!
 
We could replace the famous Skol selling Vikings chant of ‘Skol Skol Skol Skol, Skol Skol Skol Skol’
With ‘Score Score Score Score, Score Score Score Score’
It’d sound dead good and be a nod to his great Viking heritage.
 



Every time I see you haaland
I get down on my knees and pray
I'm waiting for that goal thats coming
And City winning home and away.

Der der der der-der-der


Ending may be off, but manc and short enough to remember
 
i put this on a different thread a few weeks ago but not in this one which it’s probably more suited to, probably rubbish but thought i would see what people think and it’s to the tune of Just Can’t Get Enough:

When we’re watching Erling he gets you out of your seat, we just can’t get enough, we just can’t get enough

When we’re watching Erling scoring every week, we just can’t get enough, we just can’t get enough

He’s 6’5, Norwegian and plays for city do do do do do do do do, do do do do do do do, do do do do do do do Erling Haaland, do do do do do do do, do do do do do do do, do do do do do do do Erling Haaland!

(if no good i can get my coat)!!!
 
Haven't read the whole thread but my lad's been singing this to me, don't know where it's come from but it's quite catchy I think ...

He comes from Norway, he's Alfie's little lad
He went to Dortmund, he wasn't fucking bad
Now he's at City, the best team in the land
His name is Erling, Erling Braut Haaland
 
What was with the yaya song yesterday ? Surely it wasn't with different lyrics ?
 
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