A song for Erling...

[Mid Wales blue]

He’s got the eyes of an Eagle
He’s got the strength of an Ox
He’s got the speed of a bullet
He‘ll score ever time in your box
Erling
Haaland
He play’s upfront for City, City
Erling
Haaland
He play’s upfront for City, City

City, City, City.

12 hours, and no likes.
I’m fucking wasted on you lot, at least they liked it on sad café!

 

[SalfordGrimble]

There’s needs to be a poll of a select few from this thread that are actually decent.

 

[Phil1]

We could replace the famous Skol selling Vikings chant of ‘Skol Skol Skol Skol, Skol Skol Skol Skol’
With ‘Score Score Score Score, Score Score Score Score’
It’d sound dead good and be a nod to his great Viking heritage.

 

[urban genie]

Every time I see you haaland
I get down on my knees and pray
I'm waiting for that goal thats coming
And City winning home and away.

Der der der der-der-der


Ending may be off, but manc and short enough to remember

 

[blueish swede]

Erling Braut Haaland
Erling Braut Haaland
Erling Haaland
Erling Haaland
(Erling Haaland)
Erling Braut Haaland

 

[martinmcfc]

i put this on a different thread a few weeks ago but not in this one which it’s probably more suited to, probably rubbish but thought i would see what people think and it’s to the tune of Just Can’t Get Enough:

When we’re watching Erling he gets you out of your seat, we just can’t get enough, we just can’t get enough

When we’re watching Erling scoring every week, we just can’t get enough, we just can’t get enough

He’s 6’5, Norwegian and plays for city do do do do do do do do, do do do do do do do, do do do do do do do Erling Haaland, do do do do do do do, do do do do do do do, do do do do do do do Erling Haaland!

(if no good i can get my coat)!!!

 

[malg]

12 hours, and no likes.
I’m fucking wasted on you lot, at least they liked it on sad café!

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Haven't read the whole thread but my lad's been singing this to me, don't know where it's come from but it's quite catchy I think ...

He comes from Norway, he's Alfie's little lad
He went to Dortmund, he wasn't fucking bad
Now he's at City, the best team in the land
His name is Erling, Erling Braut Haaland

 

[citymad]

What was with the yaya song yesterday ? Surely it wasn't with different lyrics ?

 

[ysmsa]

12 hours, and no likes.
I’m fucking wasted on you lot, at least they liked it on sad café!

It's fuckin shit mate that's why ;-)

I liked the Alfie / Erling Haaland to the Kolo / Yaya song I heard yesterday, now that has legs!