A song for Erling...

[ancoats]

fuck it simple song that everybody can see



he just can't score enough
Erlang Haaland

do dodododo
do dodododo

do dodododo
do dodododo
do dodododo

Erlang Haaland

 

[urban genie]

For the older berts, their first experience of a viking bar a school trip to york and Kirk Douglas ;-)

 

[There is a Light]

The boy with the Thor in his side.....

And if rags don't believe us now, will they ever believe us......

This Erling Man

 

[City Raider]

He is not he’s not really here, he is not he’s not really here, he makes van dijk look like the invisible man, coz he’s not really here

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Tbf he looks more like the norse depictions of Bragi or Try than thor.

If you know your old gods that is ;-)

Yes but it doesn't rhyme ;)

 

[Bluethemaway]

fuck it simple song that everybody can see



he just can't score enough
Erlang Haaland

do dodododo
do dodododo

do dodododo
do dodododo
do dodododo

Erlang Haaland

I put this on a while back and said, great it will wind the dippers up, it’s the perfect tune for a player like Erling scoring so many goals

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How about for once, we steal something from the dippers and use the Depeche Mode tune they had for The Vampire ?

I just can’t get enough Erling Haaland

They would hate it, really wind them up (not hard I know)
I can hear them now “A A A”
Just a thought.

 

[mcrpogue]

Erling Erling Erling Erliiiing (To the tune ofJolene by Dolly Parton).

Happy to take suggestions for the next lines

 

[xgorton]

The Viking song.

 

[jamielowndes]

We could replace the famous Skol selling Vikings chant of ‘Skol Skol Skol Skol, Skol Skol Skol Skol’
With ‘Score Score Score Score, Score Score Score Score’
It’d sound dead good and be a nod to his great Viking heritage.

English crowds cannot keep time on Skol chants to save their lives and I do not want to witness that at the Etihad.

 

[Scottyboi]

He is not he’s not really here, he is not he’s not really here, he makes van dijk look like the invisible man, coz he’s not really here

Worst one so far congrats

 

[Phil1]

English crowds cannot keep time on Skol chants to save their lives and I do not want to witness that at the Etihad.

The thought of it makes me warm and fuzzy inside. :-)

 

[Kinkybyname]

combine Monty Python and the Beatles

Erl, once scored a goal
Or should I say, he once scored three
Erl also scored two...
So fucking good, Norwegian Blue!

 

[City Raider]

Worst one so far congrats

Oh i can make it much worse, thought that was the point

 

[jimharri]

Oh i can make it much worse, thought that was the point

Er; don't. Thank you.

 

[Bluemoon115]

Should blast Led Zep Immigrant song over the PA every time he bags.

Ah-ah, ah!
Ah-ah, ah!

He comes from the land of the ice and snow
Manchester sun where the cold rains flow

Guardiola the god
Brought Erling, to new lands
To fight them all, sing and cry
Champions League we are coming

On we sweep with Bernado
Foden crosses and Haaland scores

Ah-ah, ah!
Ah-ah, ah!

 

[bladdered]

Erling Erling Erling Erliiiing (To the tune ofJolene by Dolly Parton).

Happy to take suggestions for the next lines

bladdered said:
To the tune of Jolene by Dolly Parton:

Erling, Erling, Erling...Haaaaaland!
You score the goals for City coz you can
Erling, Erling, Erling...Haaaaaland!
You score the goals for City coz you can

 

[wolviedinho]

Erling shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Erling shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Erling shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Erling shark!

Let’s go hunt, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Let’s go hunt, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Let’s go hunt, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Let’s go hunt the red cunts!

I hate that song, catchy shit! -:)

 

[m7mcfc]

Short and simple...
He does not touch the ball
He does not touch the ball
In half a second, half a second he will fucking score.
Erling Halland, Erling Halland he will always score.

Knees up mother brown

 

[m7mcfc]

The longer this thread goes on the more convinced I am that no one on this forum has ever been to a football game let alone sung a song in a football crowd.

Mongs arent they lol

 

[m7mcfc]

Id love to meet the man who first sang we never win at home and we never win away.