No, you can't have a revolution, it is against the law.
No, you can't protest, its against the law
No, you can't moan, its against the law
No, you can't disagree, its against the law
Democracy, no you cant, its against the law
Oh fuck, we live in an Authoritarian state, everything is against the law., I am sure that kid Rascal said Johnson was an authoritarian throwback with Fascist tendencies, but its too late now, i cant post on BM because its against the law to show dissent against the authorities, every time I go out there are secret police watching me to make sure I don't break the law.
Heil Johnson, the Fuehrer and Overlord, the man of the people who has made the UK so safe that the only people who can break the law are him and his friends.
Hurrah!!