Adam and Eve

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

Lmao and an hour later Adam is wondering how the fuck his belly button has fluff in it again. Always amazes me.

Pound to a penny every bloke has just checked his belly button after reading these last two posts.

 

[George Hannah]

I'm happy for him to explain how they went about the task...

Your Mitochondrial Eve ancestor would be very upset if she could see your description of her sacred biography. I suspect there are some very barbaric genes flowing in your precious bodily fluids - possibly not unconnected to a branch of Attila the Hun.

 

[dickie davies]

Massage parlour?
Just guessing!

Swingers club
A "mate" told me

http://adamandevesclub.co.uk

 

[crazyg]

This is covered and explained in the book of Detritus where Adam was faced with a plague of fluff sent down by God as punishment for giving into the sin of not bathing regularly. Amazing to think it was only 4000 years ago.

6000, as the earth was created 4000 years Before Colin.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Your Mitochondrial Eve ancestor would be very upset if she could see your description of her sacred biography. I suspect there are some very barbaric genes flowing in your precious bodily fluids - possibly not unconnected to a branch of Attila the Hun.

All very nice, but care to explain how Adam and Eve’s kids procreated?

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Before Colin.

Which one?

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Decent enough pub on Petty France opposite the main Ministry of Justice building

 

[urban genie]

If God created man first why does every artists impression of Adam give him a belly button? haha.

Because lilith came before adam.

 

[Blue Mist]

All very nice, but care to explain how Adam and Eve’s kids procreated?

Well it's like this, you know how doggys do it ? well that is like how humans do it except for the bit where the girl lies on her back thinking about the weekly shop.

 

[urban genie]

Also, how did their kids procreate? With each other? With their mum? Perhaps the Garden of Eden was in Herefordshire.

The Bible is an absolute pile of wank.

The original scripture smentuin the land of nod, where caine fucked off to, other humans lived there

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I've seen enough miracles where City are concerned - Gillingham, QPR, Vinny's goals - t'think there might be summat beyond what the RDAHMeedya scribe as gospel!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Well it's like this, you know how doggys do it ? well that is like how humans do it except for the bit where the girl lies on her back thinking about the weekly shop.

Aha, no bigger indictment of BlueMist's sex life!

 

[crazyg]

Which one?

There's only one, and they named a stand after Him.

 

[flook]

Never noticed it before but just checked and you're right.

Also, if God wanted humans to procreate, why was Eve such a munter? She's got the body of a teenage boy and the face of an 18th century philosopher. I wouldn't touch her with a bargepole.

eve was a bit of a munter wasn't she....too many mcdonalds too

 

[Norman Stanley Fletcher]

I drew a line at the burning bush, myself.

Oh, come, come my dear friend ........ there is no finer sight in all the land, than a hot, smouldering bush ......

 

[snorky]

Also, how did their kids procreate? With each other? With their mum? Perhaps the Garden of Eden was in Herefordshire.

The Bible is an absolute pile of wank.

Woooaaa! Wooooaaa! Woooaaa! GDM!!

No, on second thoughts fair 'nuff :)

 

[MCFCTrick]

So God, who is so all powerful and omnipresent, can create the whole universe, planets, stars etc. And then the earth, and all the fauna and flora. Including Adam. No probs ..... a doddle, but then needed one of Adam's ribs to create Eve ..... Sounds legit.

 

[snorky]

and a small willy.

Just sayin'

You think that's small!

 

[East Level 2]

If God created man first why does every artists impression of Adam give him a belly button? haha.

Cos that's where he put the salt when eating chips in bed. 'Kin obvious when you think about it.

 

[kaz7]

Never noticed it before but just checked and you're right.

Also, if God wanted humans to procreate, why was Eve such a munter? She's got the body of a teenage boy and the face of an 18th century philosopher. I wouldn't touch her with a bargepole.

Eve looks like a man...
Just saying