Advice needed

roy.or.r said:
It’s not a pisstake. Indian law is a bit confusing in these cases. I am not worried but my friend is. There is something called pretense of marriage which can be used against him if the worst happens.
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Tell you pal to get a grip of himself and stop talking to strange men from India who just want to extort money from him.
 
roy.or.r said:
It’s not a pisstake. Indian law is a bit confusing in these cases. I am not worried but my friend is. There is something called pretense of marriage which can be used against him if the worst happens.
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Tell your buddy not to worry as I’ve just been on the hotline to Delhi where my pal is the big cheese in the Delhi Police Force.
He said for 10k he is willing to wipe the slate clean and not send over the Delhi Seals to extract him, no questions asked.
How would your friend like to pay?
 
Her dad has contacted me to advise that she has consumed some poison. He thought she was dead but she was just in a korma!

If your friend can send some money for hospital fees, you can all meet up in no time to celebrate her recovery with a Tarka curry. It's like a normal curry only a little otter!
 
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5 Hit Gibbon said:
Her dad has contacted me to advise that she has consumed some poison. He thought she was dead but she was just in a korma!

If your friend can send some money for hospital fees you can all meet up in no time to celebrate with a Tarka curry. It's like a normal curry only a little otter!
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Stop tikkan the piss
 
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