ageing..

[Anonymous]

i hope ageing will bring and end to my premature ejaculation.

The trouble is that , as you get older , it gets ever harder to find somebody worthwhile to actually 'ejaculate' into!

 

[shadygiz]

i hope ageing will bring and end to my premature ejaculation.

The trouble is that , as you get older , it gets ever harder to find somebody worthwhile to actually 'ejaculate' into!

LOL ;)

 

[pee dubya]

I dread living in constant pain.

Hair migrating from my head to other areas no problem, needing a piss every half an hour, can work around it, eyes - glasses, hearing - hearing aid etc.

It's constant joint/muscle/back etc pain that i pray i don't get, would make every second miserable.

 

[kronkonite]

I get irritable really easy and can't hold my beer anymore ,might as well die

 

[Henry Chinaski]

When i need a crap, i now have lost the ability to hold it in. When i need to go, i have to go.

 

[bluegorton]

I get pissed really quickly, saves me money but all-dayers are a thing of the past.

 

[Henry Chinaski]

hangovers last for days.

 

[WEMBLEY76]

Ageing

Going upstairs then when you get to the top of the stairs,forgetting what you came up for.....

Buying a book the realising you have already read it years ago....

 

[Dirty Harry]

Posting in threads you've already posted in, then realising you've posted a completely different opinion aswell.

Not too bad at the moment for 44, still got my hair, most of it still dark, still in decent shape (with the odd bit of help), c0ck still works, downsides are a bit of hair in nostrils and ears and a dense cataract ( which is getting sorted Monday) but will leave me short sighted in one eye.

 

[GazM]

1) Peeing
2) Nasal hair
3) Ear hair
4) Tiredness
5) Hangovers