Alexandole Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

[bluemoon32]

Where is he?

He's on annual leave, nothing much happening in the office

 

[mat]

That's your best post for some time :)

I agree.

 

[moomba]

There is an irony though, in that it probably would have been even worse if everyone had waited to take their cues from government. The government's slowness to act led organisations to take it upon themselves to cancel events and mass gatherings. The football stopped of their own accord when it became apparent what was happening in other countries.

I'm certain we'll be told to wear facemasks eventually too, but lots of people are already doing it anyway. It's felt at times like the public have been ahead of the government advice at times.

Football was quite happy to play through until Arteta got it. They didn't look at a deferring games until a few other side's went into self isolation as well.

It's not a matter of waiting for cues either. If people want to self isolate, or wear facemasks good for them. But when the scientists and government tell us we need to do something for our own safety I don't want people thinking they know better.

Because they don't.

 

[kaz7]

We did pandemic planning not long ago and the scientists study pandemics and epidemics all the time,for that reason alone and being behind other European countries time wise we really should have been ready,it was going off piste that was our problem,i accept that as a scientist you have to absolute confidence in your own ability,i think they will have given gov options,they said just yesterday in the briefing that all decisions are the govs,they provide data and guide but the gov of the day makes the decisions,of course some of them will be political like not joining the EU scheme for PPE and ventilators

We also know boris doesn't do anything unless it benefits him and he lies non stop

 

[Len Rum]

Thought he'd be at the presser today as he's 'raring to go'.
Although thinking about it, it does go on past five and he is a nine till five man ( Mon to Fri only, Cobra meetings excluded).

 

[Fame Monster]

I think the only way he can redeem himself is if this book he's been writing is a masterpiece.

 

[Len Rum]

I think the only way he can redeem himself is if this book he's been writing is a masterpiece.

That book rumour is soooooo pre covid!

 

[bluethrunthru]

in fairness " Where's Boris" is back trending on Twitter again - he's worked hard to get that happening so quickly - also who knew surviving Covid-19 imbues said survivor with with invisibility?

 

[Didsbury Dave]

I’d guess this machevellian charlatan is shitting bricks when he’s alone at night. He cheated and manipulated his way to the prime ministership by reaping the whirlwind of a divided Britain with two divided parties. He slipped in between the cracks by harnessing the votes of the apolitical through soundbites, lies and clever avoidance of scrutiny.

All he wanted was this job on his cv and more daft gold digging birds wanting his flabby cock. He thought Brexit would be his legacy, and he was going to use blame, lies and a biased press to explain away its disastrous consequences. He had it all worked out.

Unfortunately he’s been landed with the biggest crisis in living memory and he’s a million miles out of his depth, and so are the lickspittles he appointed around him. I bet he’s crying into his whiskey when the lights are turned off. Not for the dead, but for himself.

 

[somapop]

I’d guess this machevellian charlatan is shitting bricks when he’s alone at night. He cheated and manipulated his way to the prime ministership by reaping the whirlwind of a divided Britain with two divided parties. He slipped in between the cracks by harnessing the votes of the apolitical through soundbites, lies and clever avoidance of scrutiny.

All he wanted was this job on his cv and more daft gold digging birds wanting his flabby cock. He thought Brexit would be his legacy, and he was going to use blame, lies and a biased press to explain away its disastrous consequences. He had it all worked out.

Unfortunately he’s been landed with the biggest crisis in living memory and he’s a million miles out of his depth, and so are the lickspittles he appointed around him. I bet he’s crying into his whiskey when the lights are turned off. Not for the dead, but for himself.

I think you like him Dave :)