Alexis Sanchez

[Jack Hackett]

She's turned out to be a real keeper, mate. She's a diamond. Never gives me grief about going out with the lads and generally being a selfish cünt for part of the time. On the flip side, I give her my undivided when we're together. For me, it's got a really good equilibrium. I think she's very happy in the relationship too.

That's the first time I've seen an umlaut on it. Is it like a toy Brazilian?

 

[jrb]

79 pages and counting.

They want him as well.

They should put in a bid to blow us out of the water and send a message to Pep, or at least up the price.

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/alexis-sanchez.424653/page-79

 

[worsleyweb]

She's turned out to be a real keeper, mate. She's a diamond. Never gives me grief about going out with the lads and generally being a selfish cünt for part of the time. On the flip side, I give her my undivided when we're together. For me, it's got a really good equilibrium. I think she's very happy in the relationship too.

In any relationship I always temper the good times with the thought that one day the women I love will be writing to me via a solicitor asking me to disclose my pension assets.

Has he signed yet?

 

[Juan King]

Gravy and chips mate,lovely.

This **** is probably sat eating jellied eels lecturing us on food. I've also worked with a few bell ends from the south spouting the same shite about all these imaginary women they shag every time they venture north. I have a vision of Jay from the Inbetweeners!

 

[Jack Hackett]

I didn't say he was a Millwall fan :-)

Not a football fan, then?

 

[jrb]

I'm still not happy about the 3% season ticket rise. ;-)

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

I wonder if the Arsenal board will send another letter to the PL on headed notepaper (signed by the rags, dippers, spurs) complaining about Wenger flushing the club down the shithole? #****s #fuckoff

 

[Jack Hackett]

Not with anything else??? Are you on acid lad? You've clearly never tasted a gravy butty

No, I havent

 

[r.soleofsalford]

You're talking bollox of course, but that was funny! My compliments, Sir...

The only reason a good looking northern lass would consider down grading to a southerner is because she knows she can do something she cant with a northerner.








wear the trousers 8-)

 

[kaz7]

79 pages and counting.

They want him as well.

They should put in a bid to blow us out of the water and send a message to Pep, or at least up the price.

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/alexis-sanchez.424653/page-79

Bless them lol

 

[MCFC1993]

Hahaha, it's definitely happening, a cash only offer is more than enough.

 

[Forzacitizens]

Oh dear

 

[I'm no cynic but...]

Don't know why we just don't wait until January and get him for free.

 

[Marvin]

If that Telegraph article is true then Arsenal have had it. They should have sorted this out months back

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

That's the first time I've seen an umlaut on it. Is it like a toy Brazilian?

It's a way of circumventing the forum's, quite frankly absurd, censoring of its unadulterated progenitor.

Try it.

 

[Jack Hackett]

You do know they all laugh at your small cocks don't you

Laugh is the wrong word.

More like a soft and breathless moan of pure ecstasy...

 

[Dazzle84]

Sanchez is a better finisher and arguably as quick as Sterling when he's on it especially around the box.

The major difference is the football brain though Sanchez has one.

Pep is working on Raheem but I feel that is natural only so much can be trained.

Disagree, I think sterling has a superb footballing brain, demonstrated by his fantastic movement - it's not a coincidence that he gets so many chances. He doesn't always trust his technique, that's where his panicking comes from

 

[balotelli's back pocket]

BREAKING: Alexis Sanchez's move to Manchester City breaks down after a failed medical. Player is allergic to gravy. Deal is dead as Phil Collins RIP

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Oh dear

He keeps shouting and trying to wake them up during the game, or nap time as they like to call it.

 

[manimanc]

Oh dear

And so it begins.
Genius footballer to stroppy little diva in a heartbeat.
It's on like donkey Kong.
What a surprise the media have turned on him, who'd have funk it?