Alexis Sanchez

[Bilboblue]

Nah, the biggest City supporting c*nt on that forum is the one with a Gorton postcode and claims he's City 'til he dies.

I don't know how you keep civil on there at times pal.

Which other one do you mean?

 

[casserole of nonsense]

She's turned out to be a real keeper, mate. She's a diamond. Never gives me grief about going out with the lads and generally being a selfish cünt for part of the time. On the flip side, I give her my undivided when we're together. For me, it's got a really good equilibrium. I think she's very happy in the relationship too.

Brilliant news. Equilibrium is crucial, I've had 20+ years of it and still very happy. Foxiness and a great arse also help. A real keeper? I hope she has a strong left arm or Pep says she'll have to go. And Pep knows what he's doing....

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

In any relationship I always temper the good times with the thought that one day the women I love will be writing to me via a solicitor asking me to disclose my pension assets.

Why do you keep doing it to yourself? Getting married, I mean.

 

[Jack Hackett]

The only reason a good looking northern lass would consider down grading to a southerner is because she knows she can do something she cant with a northerner.








wear the trousers 8-)

Yeah, right.....comfort yourself with that delusion

 

[scousemanc]

Can everyone stop posting for 10 minutes please. I'm trying to catch up.

 

[balotelli's back pocket]

Laugh is the wrong word.

More like a soft and breathless moan of pure ecstasy...

You might be a propa solid geezer darn sarth but here you just sound like a bit of an Ezequiel Ponce.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Brilliant news. Equilibrium is crucial, I've had 20+ years of it and still very happy. Foxiness and a great arse also help. A real keeper? I hope she has a strong left arm or Pep says she'll have to go. And Pep knows what he's doing....

She's Glaswegian, mate. She's strong all over. She'd kick fuck out of you!

 

[Rammy Blue]

If that Telegraph article is true then Arsenal have had it. They should have sorted this out months back

Nah, they'd have had to spend the cash then. This has all played out exactly how both sides wanted it too, the fee will have been agreed already, this is just horseshit for the media.

My guess, and have said it all along will be £60mil plus approx £10mil in shitty add ons.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Yeah, right.....comfort yourself with that delusion

lol

 

[p.taker]

Can everyone stop posting for 10 minutes please. I'm trying to catch up.

Que?

 

[gomer27]

Lazy, drunk arse...

It's a sort of variant of tequila made from various types of agave that are smoke-cooked with charcoal and wood rather than "clean" steamed. You get a smokey, sharp flavour that, in my opinion, has quite a bit more depth and character than tequila.

Oooooo baby, I'll be giving that a try at some point

 

[RandomJ]

Tomorrow or next day this'll be wrapped up. Wenger can sulk all he wants or try and get one of our players but in the end his club will accept the cash and then he'll be flapping and panic buy a couple of players on deadline day.

 

[worsleyweb]

Why do you keep doing it to yourself? Getting married, I mean.

This is the last one either way I promise.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Nah, they'd have had to spend the cash then. This has all played out exactly how both sides wanted it too, the fee will have been agreed already, this is just horseshit for the media.

My guess, and have said it all along will be £60mil plus approx £10mil in shitty add ons.

These negotiations have probably already been choreographed.

 

[xgorton]

3/10 with Betfair,took 5/1 last week.

 

[chestervegasblue]

Because PL clubs can't do that. Other Euro clubs can, but PL clubs can't.

Don't know why we just don't wait until January and get him for free.

 

[Jack Hackett]

It's a way of circumventing the forum's, quite frankly absurd, censoring of its unadulterated progenitor.

Try it.

My sympathies are with you. I agree.

 

[worsleyweb]

These negotiations have probably already been choreographed.

That's the impression I am getting. This is all for the cameras now.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

This is the last one either way I promise.

That's what mass murderers repeatedly tell themselves.

 

[casserole of nonsense]

That's the first time I've seen an umlaut on it. Is it like a toy Brazilian?

Who invited you? Run off back to Tunbridge Wells or wherever else they call a gravy a "jus".

And Jack couldn't Hackett at all, could he? Falling over and crying every time Yaya laughed at him. I hear he's thumping kids these days?