Alexis Sanchez

[Pam]

I promised myself I wouldn't think about this until it was settled one way or the other. But he is such a special player.

 

[Gabriel]

I promised myself I wouldn't think about this until it was settled one way or the other. But he is such a special player.

Kind of player that can get us to the (semi) final of the Champions League this year and help us win it next season.

 

[DiscoSteve]

But he is such a special player.

Thats just creepy....

 

[aguerooooo]

Just put on the thread about suggesting a top offer, at which point the missus looks in and says "what are you worried about your not paying it "Mind you it has been a source of many rows this month she thinks i am on porn fest

 

[venom99]

This is how it feels to be City,
This is how it feels to be small,
We take Sánchez
you remain with Theo Walcott

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He comes from Chile and just wants to play _ for Pep
He left London because he did not win _ a shit.
He loves his dogs, he hates to lose. The little guy, a deathly c*nt
Alexis Sánchez is our number (9)

 

[TheThirdDeano]

I got the song;

Alexis *clap* *clap *clap* repeat ad-infinitum



*please note: repeat ad-infinitum is not part of the lyrics*

 

[Wrighty Wrexham]

It's hard to judge without knowing the exact state of the club's finances but if we spaff here it restricts us elsewhere. If we'd not wasted £30m + on Mangala maybe we'd have been closer to getting Mbappe, for example.

Bollocks think we could have matched the asking price for Mbappe but the kid preferred to go to PSG.

 

[Ban-jani]

Maybe wait until he's signed before making songs?

Don't mean to be a party pooper but come on.

 

[Cotton Weave Blue]

To the tune of She's Electric:

Verse

He's Alexis, he's from Chile his pace is electric,
Left Arsenal coz they are pathetic, he's City's nine.

Chorus

He plays in blue and white, for Guardiola (ola)
wearing number nine
He can play left or right, or on your shoulder (shoulder)
What a forward
He'll get the ball from KDB, and run through your defence you see
And in the box your keeper's screwed,
Coz he's Alexis and he's gonna score past you.

Thats quite impressive!

 

[goalmole]

The biggest worry for me is that with this transfer dragging on as it is and City being preoccupied with getting it over the line, we may lose focus and not be able to get the Jonny Evans transfer done in time.

 

[Ajm1985]

Did Arsenal use 'Alexis on Fire'?

 

[aguerooooo]

Stick with the £50 million and then go back in January with a much lower offer at which they will bite our hands off because at that point they will be losing him on a free next season. Arsenal ain't stupid and they will buckle under the pressure before the window closes.

Mike it might sound odd the way i put this, but if you buy a shiny toy now , you dont wait till xmas to play with it

 

[kaz7]

The biggest worry for me is that with this transfer dragging on as it is and City being preoccupied with getting it over the line, we may lose focus and not be able to get the Jonny Evans transfer done in time.

Is that jonny fucking evans brother?

 

[Pam]

It occurs to me that our last two big deals involving Arsenal players weren't exactly a roaring success. Third time lucky, hopefully.

 

[aguerooooo]

The biggest worry for me is that with this transfer dragging on as it is and City being preoccupied with getting it over the line, we may lose focus and not be able to get the Jonny Evans transfer done in time.

Yep its eating me up as well

 

[dadnlad]

The biggest worry for me is that with this transfer dragging on as it is and City being preoccupied with getting it over the line, we may lose focus and not be able to get the Jonny Evans transfer done in time.

going to need a bigger boat

 

[Leto]

Did Arsenal use 'Alexis on Fire'?

I thought their main one was Human League Don't You Want me.

Alexis Sanchez Baby,
Alexis Sanchez Whoa,

 

[Pam]

Is that jonny fucking evans brother?

No. You're confusing him with Johnny Fornicating Evans.
You stand corrected.

 

[goalmole]

Maybe wait until he's signed before making songs?

Don't mean to be a party pooper but come on.

How's he going to feel if he signs and finds out we haven't even bothered to make a song for him. He's not going to be happy, is he?

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

love the oasis song, needs the hardcore to pick up at least the verse