ALL things Rooney PLEASE! [Merged]

Oh dear. Rags and Rooney's getting absolute dog's abuse on Talk Shite. Never heard the like.
 
waspish said:
Danamy said:
Yes.......Yes and Yes!

He would of been here in the summer if he didn't take the bad advice he was exposed to hearing.

If there's the slightest eyebrow lifted from his camp we'll be there in a heart beat..............that's for sure!
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Didn't know you was ITK?!!! Are you any good at it?
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I spent 3 years at Uni and passed with Distinction

I've served a full apprenticeship but i'm not sure if i'm ready to go it alone yet?
 
Pam said:
Oh dear. Rags and Rooney's getting absolute dog's abuse on Talk Shite. Never heard the like.
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Collymore not backing down on what he said Rooney to city apparently Rooney Bottled it!<br /><br />-- Fri Oct 22, 2010 6:17 pm --<br /><br />
Danamy said:
waspish said:
Didn't know you was ITK?!!! Are you any good at it?
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I spent 3 years at Uni and passed with Distinction

I've served a full apprenticeship but i'm not sure if i'm ready to go it alone yet?
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You don't have to go alone mate just pm me with any info and I can ease you on to the next level!..............
 
Two M.IB.'s outside Rooney's house.

First one says "im dying for a crap but havent got owt to wipe my arse".
Second one says "have you got any money on you",
First one say's "yes ..a fiver,"
Second one say's " well go behind that tree over there and use your fiver to wipe your arse"
5 minutes later the first M.I.B. comes back..his hands all covered in crap.
The second M.I.B. says "what the fook happend to you ??"
The first M.I.B. says " well you try wiping your arse with three pound coins,two 50 p's and five twenty p pieces"
 
Rammyblues said:
The only bad thing to come out of this is it is guaranteed he will be fit for derby and will score the winner in fifth minute of fergie time. You could almost put your mortgage on it.
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will he fuck,he might be on the bench but doubt he`ll play and if he does he`ll be shite. i must admit i`m quietly confident we will more than batter them..
 
Re: Two M.IB.'s outside Rooney's house.

samharris said:
First one says "im dying for a crap but havent got owt to wipe my arse".
Second one says "have you got any money on you",
First one say's "yes ..a fiver,"
Second one say's " well go behind that tree over there and use your fiver to wipe your arse"
5 minutes later the first M.I.B. comes back..his hands all covered in crap.
The second M.I.B. says "what the fook happend to you ??"
The first M.I.B. says " well you try wiping your arse with three pound coins,two 50 p's and five twenty p pieces"
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Very good. I had a slight involuntary bladder leakage!
 
will he fuck,he might be on the bench but doubt he`ll play and if he does he`ll be shite. i must admit i`m quietly confident we will more than batter them..
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Good, fans with positive vibes, love it.
 
Why the continual links to Torres, and now Rooney when we have Tevez, Silva, Balotelli & Adebayor?

I'd understand it if Torres and Rooney were banging the goals in but they are not, and have not for some time
 
methinks a bit of mischief making by the hierarchy at eastlands over rooney, the noisy neighbours getting louder and upsetting the evil empire shitesters and what a giggle its been and long may we continue to get under their skin.
 
I will freely admit that I thought Rooney would come here. However I have never thought that he would help us that much. Anything that destabilises the rag's is ok by me and City were always in a win-win situation here. They now are having to pay the twat a King's ransom they can ill afford who has endeared himself to his team mates by saying publicly that they are not good enough for him. Lovely jubbly.
 
How can they say we have MERCENARIES at our club, Wooney gave us proof today that he is the BIGGEST MERCENARY to date. Really Really glad he's staying there so we can RAM our derby win down his pathetic throat.

The other thing is his Mrs wouldn't leave her sick sister and mother-in-law is pulling the strings in Woo's house hold.
 
People have seen through this. A NOW journo is calling the rags a bunch of shit-headed liars and soft in the head if they think it's washing that things were sorted within a 24 hour period and everyone is friends again. Fergie, Wooney and the rags have enraged the media, which takes some doing. Even the NOW are piling in, saying that Fergie's press conference was an sham and they've been sold a bill of goods and something is very wrong in Swamp World. They are demanding an explanation from the club and United are insane.

LOL LOL LOL.

This is a quick fix, motivated entirely by timing issues. Rooney will be gone in the summer (IF) we still want him, that is. This is Fergie's way of "putting it to bed" until May.
 
According to this piece on the FSF Site if he had a mind to do it he still could fuck off.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.fsf.org.uk/news/Rooney-could-leave-Old-Trafford-this-summer-for-no-transfer-fee.php" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.fsf.org.uk/news/Rooney-could ... er-fee.php</a>
 
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