Americans.........

I wouldn't hug them though. One of my mates would have away with my wallet for starters. He's a changed man, honest. I have 4 very close mates, the Wives are mates as well, we do holidays together, drink socially etc etc and I've never ever thought about hugging them. One did try and high five me once. That's another American thing. Twat.
You missed swinging together by the sounds of it
 
I wouldn't hug them though. One of my mates would have away with my wallet for starters. He's a changed man, honest. I have 4 very close mates, the Wives are mates as well, we do holidays together, drink socially etc etc and I've never ever thought about hugging them. One did try and high five me once. That's another American thing. Twat.
Yeah anyone over the age of 5 that high fives people needs a kick in the teeth.
 
This. Anything north of half decent, they call fcukin "awesome".

And "grabbing them by the pussies" is foreplay in English, you idiots.
That "fuck her right in the pussy" craze started over there too. Either clever or dumb they promote sex ed by viral means. I'm sure a lot of them learnt something from it anyway.
 
Trying to make me feel bad when I dont want to tip.
They cry like bitches.

Here is 20% for carrying that big heavy plate from the kitchen to my table.
If you would of let me know then I would have been more than happy to go fetch it meself.
See your gaffer if you want a rise cause i'm almost a pensioner and the pots run dry !
You want a tip .. .. don't eat yellow snow eh
 
The bathroom! The clue is in the title.
I always thought they must be a country of right pissheads growing up calling a fucking jakes a restroom, haven't rested in one since I was a college student with no tolerance for alcohol.
 

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